The Blerds vs. Doctor Doom: A Courtroom Showdown
The Mandalorian and Grogu trailer reaction serves as the focal point of our discourse, where we passionately articulate our sentiments regarding the latest developments within the Star Wars franchise. Our discussion extends beyond mere reactions, delving into the profound affection we harbor for this enduring universe, a sentiment intricately woven with our reflections on the Blerd Court Trials. In this episode, we engage in spirited debates, notably featuring the trials of Doctor Doom and Lex Luthor, exploring the complexities of their characters and the implications of their actions. Additionally, we touch upon the recent injury sustained by Tom Holland while filming Spider-Man: Brand New Day, as well as insights into the esteemed Jackie Chan Stunt Team and the directorial prowess of Daniel Destin Cretton. Furthermore, we celebrate the completion of the script for James Gunn's Superman sequel, titled Man of Tomorrow, which promises to invigorate the cinematic landscape. Join us as we navigate these multifaceted topics with fervor and analytical depth.
Tuesday, 9/23
⏰ 8 PM EST
📺 Live on YouTube & Twitch
For the first-ever Blerd Court Trials, we’re putting two of the greatest minds in comics on trial:
🔥 Case 1: Dr. Doom – Sorcerer Supreme, ruler of Latveria, “God Doom” himself.
• Is his passion for ruling the world justified?
• Diplomacy with the X-Men, being godfather to Valeria Richards… is Doom really the villain, or the leader Earth needs?
Case 2: Lex Luthor – Superman’s eternal rival.
• His obsession with taking down the Man of Steel runs deep.
• But… what if Superman did turn bad?
• Is Lex right to prepare for the unthinkable?
👨🏽⚖️ YOU be the jury. 👩🏾⚖️
Will Doom and Luthor be condemned… or vindicated?
Tune in, cast your verdict, and let’s see who walks free in Blerd Court Trials!
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Youtube: / @blerdseyeview
The podcast episode embarks on a detailed exploration of the latest Mandalorian and Grogu trailer, eliciting fervent reactions from the hosts. Their discussion delves into the profound emotional resonance that the Star Wars franchise holds for its devotees, encompassing nostalgic reflections and anticipatory musings regarding the characters' arcs. Transitioning seamlessly, the episode ventures into an animated courtroom setting for the 'Blerd Court Trials', where the esteemed Blerds confront Doctor Doom and Lex Luthor in a spirited legal debate. The hosts embody their roles with fervor, presenting compelling arguments regarding the morality of these iconic characters, thus providing listeners with not only entertainment but also insightful commentary on the intricacies of heroism and villainy within the comic universe. The episode culminates with an update on Tom Holland's injury while filming Spider-Man: Brand New Day and the involvement of the Jackie Chan Stunt Team under director Daniel Destin Cretton, interspersing humor with serious reflections on the risks faced by actors in action-packed roles. This fruitful blend of pop culture analysis, engaging courtroom theatrics, and industry tidbits ensures an enriching auditory experience for all listeners.
The discourse begins with an animated reaction to the Mandalorian and Grogu trailer, underscoring the hosts' unwavering affection for the Star Wars saga. They articulate their thoughts on the franchise's enduring impact and the narratives that have captivated audiences across generations. As the conversation progresses, the hosts transition into the Blerd Court Trials, where they dissect the ethical dimensions of beloved characters such as Doctor Doom and Lex Luthor. Through a mock trial format, they engage in spirited debates that highlight the moral quandaries faced by these figures, inviting audiences to reflect on the nature of good and evil in the comic book realm. The episode further touches on the recent news surrounding Tom Holland's injury during the filming of Spider-Man: Brand New Day, alongside insights into the Jackie Chan Stunt Team's involvement, reminding listeners of the real dangers behind cinematic action. The combination of heartfelt discussion, courtroom theatrics, and industry insights makes for an episode that is both entertaining and thought-provoking, appealing to fans of all backgrounds.
The podcast episode embarks on a detailed exploration of the latest Mandalorian and Grogu trailer, eliciting fervent reactions from the hosts. Their discussion delves into the profound emotional resonance that the Star Wars franchise holds for its devotees, encompassing nostalgic reflections and anticipatory musings regarding the characters' arcs. Transitioning seamlessly, the episode ventures into an animated courtroom setting for the 'Blerd Court Trials', where the esteemed Blerds confront Doctor Doom and Lex Luthor in a spirited legal debate. The hosts embody their roles with fervor, presenting compelling arguments regarding the morality of these iconic characters, thus providing listeners with not only entertainment but also insightful commentary on the intricacies of heroism and villainy within the comic universe. The episode culminates with an update on Tom Holland's injury while filming Spider-Man: Brand New Day and the involvement of the Jackie Chan Stunt Team under director Daniel Destin Cretton, interspersing humor with serious reflections on the risks faced by actors in action-packed roles. This fruitful blend of pop culture analysis, engaging courtroom theatrics, and industry tidbits ensures an enriching auditory experience for all listeners.
Commencing with an impassioned reaction to the new Mandalorian and Grogu trailer, the hosts emphasize the significance of the Star Wars franchise in shaping their cultural landscape. Their dialogue reveals a deep-seated reverence for the lore and characters, setting a tone of nostalgic reminiscence that resonates throughout the episode. The latter half pivots towards the Blerd Court Trials, a unique segment where the hosts take on the roles of lawyers, prosecutors, and defendants in a theatrical interpretation of courtroom drama, focusing on the ethical implications of Doctor Doom and Lex Luthor's actions. This creative endeavor not only entertains but also encourages listeners to engage critically with the narratives of these iconic characters. Furthermore, the episode provides updates on Tom Holland's injury while filming Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and highlights the expertise of the Jackie Chan Stunt Team under the direction of Daniel Destin Cretton. The amalgamation of heartfelt discussions, theatrical mock trials, and industry news culminates in an engaging exploration of the multifaceted nature of fandom, making this episode a must-listen for enthusiasts of the genre.
Takeaways:
- The Mandalorian and Grogu trailer reaction showcases the enduring love for the Star Wars franchise.
- The Blerds engaged in court trials, debating the merits and faults of iconic characters such as Doctor Doom and Lex Luthor.
- Tom Holland's injury during the filming of Spider-Man: Brand New Day highlights the physical demands of superhero roles.
- Daniel Destin Cretton's involvement with the Jackie Chan stunt team indicates a commitment to high-quality action sequences.
- James Gunn has completed the script for the Superman sequel, Man of Tomorrow, promising exciting developments for the character.
- The podcast discusses the importance of representation and storytelling within the comic and superhero genres.
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Transcript
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Speaker D:Hello.
Speaker D:Hello, everybody.
Speaker D:How's everybody doing out there in there?
Speaker B:Oh, don't worry.
Speaker B:You're fine.
Speaker B:I'm sitting here.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker C:Oh.
Speaker B:Are you.
Speaker D:Are you.
Speaker D:Are you okay?
Speaker D:I'm fine.
Speaker B:I'm completely fine.
Speaker D:Great.
Speaker D:We're all doing great.
Speaker D:We're all doing great.
Speaker D:This.
Speaker D:This is me at work.
Speaker D:I'm there, but I'm not there.
Speaker B:Like, I'm complete.
Speaker B:I'm fine.
Speaker B:Thank you.
Speaker B:Let's start it out real quick.
Speaker B:What's going on now?
Speaker B:Now showing his love to the family.
Speaker D:Look at you, Mal.
Speaker D:Just spreading the wealth.
Speaker D:You got my money, Christy.
Speaker B:Hello, Christy.
Speaker B:Christy showing her love as well.
Speaker B:What's going on, Christy?
Speaker B:So we already getting this party started.
Speaker B:So my man, my brother, Navy Martel.
Speaker E:What's going on, Y' all see why you call me out like that, bro?
Speaker B:I mean, really.
Speaker B:I gave him a short intro because, brother, you've been globetrotting, man.
Speaker C:You've been doing things.
Speaker B:Watercolor combos is back on the air.
Speaker E:Yes, yes.
Speaker E:And I'm mad excited, of course.
Speaker E:I had this extremely illustrious return guest over here, the.
Speaker E:The captain of the illustrious room full of bloodship herself, Lady Mandalore.
Speaker B:She does.
Speaker B:She does her.
Speaker B:She does a great job.
Speaker B:If you're not watching the room full of blurs on Sunday, 7pm, you're missing out for real.
Speaker B:She has some really dope black indie guests that come through and she.
Speaker B:The conversations.
Speaker B:These are interviews.
Speaker B:The conversations that are being had.
Speaker E:There you go.
Speaker B:Need to be.
Speaker B:And I. I know, I know my.
Speaker B:I know my.
Speaker B:I know my executive officer well enough to know, like, she has things written down, but it always goes somewhere else where she needs it.
Speaker D:That is a fair statement.
Speaker D:I do.
Speaker D:I do be planning.
Speaker D:However, it's kind of like, ah, it's.
Speaker E:Me on there somehow.
Speaker E:I'm just.
Speaker E:I'm just a comedic buffer, you know.
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Speaker D:I'm gonna listen, look there.
Speaker D:There are days where I don't know what the to say and that conversation gonna be dry.
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Speaker D:Work.
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Speaker E:You realize you have created a safe space for black comic creators and black literature creators as well.
Speaker E:So do not sit here.
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Speaker C:Nah, nah.
Speaker D:You create that space.
Speaker E:You create that.
Speaker B:So the usual crew was here and on our usual guests.
Speaker B:Well, the family are in the chat.
Speaker B:So that means we're all heathens because the rapture didn't take us.
Speaker D:I mean, I knew I wasn't going.
Speaker E:I forgot my backpacks.
Speaker E:That's why I got left.
Speaker B:The way I look at it is, hey, I'm down here because I got a job to do.
Speaker B:He ain't ready for me to come home yet.
Speaker B:So that part.
Speaker E:That part you talk about us.
Speaker E:How are you doing, Captain?
Speaker E:My brother, how are you?
Speaker E:You always asking about us.
Speaker B:I took a 20 minute n, like maybe 40 minutes before the show.
Speaker D:Of health, sir.
Speaker B:No, it's not an indication, though, because I was.
Speaker B:I've been busy for the past two days dealing with work, but I'm okay.
Speaker E:We call it the long link.
Speaker E:That's what we do.
Speaker C:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker B:Pretty well, I call it the long link.
Speaker B:Stepfather had his, his celebrated his 70th birthday Saturday and so all the family came through.
Speaker B:Him and him and my sister, they share the same birthday, so celebrated with family down there, had had a great time.
Speaker B:And yeah, sleep does happen.
Speaker B:That's part, yeah, sleep does happen.
Speaker B:But yeah, it, I mean, we've been good.
Speaker B:Work is work.
Speaker B:Yeah, I just work here.
Speaker B:That's what it is.
Speaker B:I'll just work here.
Speaker E:So I, I generally try to ask everyone how their weekend was, so, you know, at that special occasion.
Speaker E:What about the, the captain of the other vessel, the executive officer of this one?
Speaker E:How was your weekend?
Speaker C:No, you.
Speaker D:Oh, me.
Speaker C:You.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker D:Sorry, I, I, I think it was fine.
Speaker D:It was fine.
Speaker D:It was good.
Speaker D:It was good.
Speaker B:It's the time.
Speaker B:It's the time.
Speaker D:You know what happened?
Speaker D:You know why I accidentally don't do drugs.
Speaker D:I accidentally thought that I was, I was, and it turns out that I was not.
Speaker D:And 12 hours later, I left.
Speaker D:The first Saturday.
Speaker B:The time is, let me tell you, I was listening to Rockville's radio with Roxanne Shantay earlier today.
Speaker E:Classic.
Speaker B:And she says, and she says, how do you know when it's time to put up your summer clothes and bring out the fall clothes?
Speaker B:And I said, well, I wear graphic tees year round, so that don't change.
Speaker B:And you know, so I said, how do I know fall is here?
Speaker B:The time change.
Speaker B:The time change if, if the sun is setting and it's not and it's before 8 o'.
Speaker B:Clock.
Speaker B:Because normally it sets around 8:30, 9 o' clock during the summer.
Speaker B:So when it starts, when it starts creeping on back in before the weatherman decides to say, oh, roll your clocks.
Speaker B:I'm like, man, my clock was rolled back weeks prior to you telling it's already started.
Speaker D:The worst thing that they ever did was make.
Speaker D:What is it?
Speaker D:The, the roll your clock back even later.
Speaker D:That should be me up for it.
Speaker D:I still.
Speaker D:Why is it gonna be midnight before I turn the goddamn clock?
Speaker D:Like just October is two.
Speaker D:What is it?
Speaker D:October?
Speaker D:Yeah, yeah, it used to be September, right?
Speaker D:But yeah, no use me September.
Speaker E: It actually stopped around: Speaker E:That's when they stopped making it.
Speaker E:October, September.
Speaker E:And pushes to October, right.
Speaker D:Well, Mr.
Speaker B:Ready the ship.
Speaker B:Ship.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker B:On the other cruise here, Black Spark, what's going on?
Speaker E:Hey, the man, he makes engines look light.
Speaker E:Ladies and gentlemen, there he is.
Speaker C:I know we're all talking about the Rapture.
Speaker C:Last time they said a white man was talking Coming to take us.
Speaker C:Slavery happened.
Speaker B:This is true.
Speaker C:It wasn't me that said it, but every time the rapture gets brought up, I just love to repeat that old man's words.
Speaker C:Are you waking up?
Speaker B:It's nothing.
Speaker B:There is nothing more joyous than watching sheep just fall and just scatter themselves.
Speaker B:And I'm just like, oh, the.
Speaker B:Oh, this is.
Speaker B:This is comedy for me right now.
Speaker C:I'm like, well, what about everybody else that's gonna be sticking around?
Speaker C:It's gonna be a hell of a party.
Speaker C:I'm just saying.
Speaker C:I'm just saying, the way they treating it and.
Speaker C:And.
Speaker C:And Daylight savings time is dying.
Speaker C:Fall back is coming back.
Speaker C:That Mother Nature finally decided to come off the oven.
Speaker B:I'm good.
Speaker B:The Tylenol is being outlawed, I guess.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:It's a thing a certain person in.
Speaker C:A certain area in a certain address can't say.
Speaker C:A certain 14 letter word.
Speaker C:You shouldn't be talking.
Speaker B:The first was, if you can't pronounce it, why are you speaking on it?
Speaker C:The pork.
Speaker C:The porky pig of pronunciations.
Speaker E:He gets stuck on a singular word, and he repeats it 15 times within three sentences.
Speaker B:You don't know how to do dry runs before the camera comes on.
Speaker B:The answer, that, man, is a dry run.
Speaker C:What are you talking about?
Speaker C:I was kind of waiting for the Mitch McConnell system reboot.
Speaker B:I kind of.
Speaker C:I want him to stop.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:That was absolutely hilarious.
Speaker B:You know, we've all watched sitcoms coming up, say, by the Bell with Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Speaker B:This.
Speaker B:You ever notice how they do that?
Speaker B:Even now?
Speaker B:Abbott elementary.
Speaker B:You ever notice when they look at the camera, that third person look at the camera and they're just, like, looking at the audience.
Speaker B:Every day he's on the screen, I'm doing, like, did this actually happen?
Speaker E:And it's getting crazier now.
Speaker E:Now, y', all, y' all heard the news about Tick Tock, right?
Speaker C:Finally being America.
Speaker B:One shall fall and another shall rise.
Speaker B:Oh, my gosh.
Speaker E:When they said Oracle, I said Oracle.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker C:Are you them and undecl.
Speaker C:Undisclosed amount.
Speaker C:So you know it starts with a B. Yeah, Yeah.
Speaker B:I need to get.
Speaker B:I need to get my.
Speaker B:My Optimus prime speech out.
Speaker B:One shall fall.
Speaker B:But amongst raptures and Tylenol being the.
Speaker B:The bane of man's existence, we did get some good news.
Speaker B:We just got a new trailer from our favorite father and son duo.
Speaker B:Yeah, it's Lady Mandalore.
Speaker B:Really confused.
Speaker C:For a second.
Speaker C:That was priceless.
Speaker D:Wait, no, hold on now, hold on, hold on.
Speaker D:Before I salute you.
Speaker B:That was beautiful.
Speaker D:I have been watching for days.
Speaker E:He just totally just bottomed out.
Speaker B:But for those who haven't seen it, for those who have not seen it, I know we've seen it.
Speaker B:But for those that have not seen it, this is the new Mandalorian and Grogu trailer that's coming out in.
Speaker B:Is it May next year or March?
Speaker B:I think it's March.
Speaker B:Oh, yes, Perfect.
Speaker B:Yes, it is.
Speaker B:So here's a new trailer.
Speaker B:Let's check it out.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker B:Impressive.
Speaker D:Good shot, baby.
Speaker B:Look, you know, Lady Mandalore knows.
Speaker B:I've been waiting for this.
Speaker B:I swear.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker D:You have been waiting.
Speaker D:You've been waiting.
Speaker C:Go ahead.
Speaker D:For years, since that little showed up on the screen for the first time.
Speaker D:I wait.
Speaker D:Oh, I can't wait.
Speaker B:Saying I have been waiting for this because as obviously they said that this would be these.
Speaker B:The movie.
Speaker B:Are they.
Speaker B:I can't remember if they said they're going back to do another series to kind of close it all out, but this might be it.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker E:This is it.
Speaker D:This is this as.
Speaker D:As per the heads of what things that are.
Speaker D:That are Grogu and Mandalorian.
Speaker D:It's supposed to be the last.
Speaker D:However, I don't think it'll be the last time we see them.
Speaker B:Oh, no.
Speaker B:Oh, God, no.
Speaker B:Oh, God, no.
Speaker B:I know that.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:That's a definite.
Speaker B:Are you kidding?
Speaker C:Interesting.
Speaker B:You have.
Speaker B:You have certain Easter eggs in there.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:Individual.
Speaker C:I bet.
Speaker C:Are they trying to wrap up?
Speaker C:Are they trying to revive Boba Fett in this one?
Speaker B:No.
Speaker D:No.
Speaker B:I mean, no, Say it that way, but it was just like, oh, that was such.
Speaker B:Not a great performance.
Speaker B:And then the second half of that series became always Mandalorian.
Speaker B:What was it between.
Speaker D:Yeah, 2A.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker E:1.5.
Speaker E:And then.
Speaker B:And finish that like.
Speaker B:And I hated that it went that route, but it seems like it seems like you could got a couple loose ends you need to tie up at least anyway with some of the characters you introduced on that series.
Speaker B:But.
Speaker E:Yeah, I. Yeah, this is gonna be amazing.
Speaker E:This is going to be absolutely amazing.
Speaker B:It really is.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Because right.
Speaker C:Right now, the mouse needs a lot of plus wins right now.
Speaker C:One of us was gonna say it.
Speaker C:That's all I want to spoil right now.
Speaker E:They need $4 billion worth of help now after.
Speaker E:After that debacle.
Speaker C:Listen, look, after.
Speaker C:After the price increase they put out, I just got my email from Hulu.
Speaker C:I was like, oh, yeah, y' all just.
Speaker B:So you're.
Speaker B:You want to take losses.
Speaker B:Is that what you're trying to tell me.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:To continue with.
Speaker C:Continue with the quality of programming you're receiving from Disney.
Speaker C:Hulu plus, we must now do a price increase.
Speaker B:See, y' all gave me a price increase.
Speaker C:I just wanna.
Speaker C:I just wanna reply back with a pirate flag.
Speaker B:Was it worth it?
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:Was it worth it?
Speaker B:All I gotta say I'm sorry if read the room was a thing.
Speaker E:If you corporations out there don't understand what's going on now.
Speaker E:The people who speak.
Speaker E:Y' all feel it in your pockets.
Speaker E:This is.
Speaker E:This ain't no now.
Speaker E:Y'.
Speaker C:All.
Speaker E:Y' all with things that people settle in at the end of the day.
Speaker E:They like watching, you know, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers and all those late night television is a tradition.
Speaker E:That's one of the few that still exists.
Speaker E:Yeah, y' all take.
Speaker E:Y' all touch that.
Speaker E:I'm telling you, they just said it quit with us.
Speaker B:When they said.
Speaker B:When they said, oh, we're gonna air the memorial in place of it.
Speaker B:And it was.
Speaker B:I bet the not.
Speaker C:Oh, they said it just.
Speaker C:It like we.
Speaker C:Like we've been saying.
Speaker C:They.
Speaker C:When Num.
Speaker C:Numbers.
Speaker C:Numbers hit numbers hit checkbooks.
Speaker C:All of a sudden things change.
Speaker C:Now you have their attention.
Speaker E:This just show proof in the pudding right there.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:But if.
Speaker C:But if it is airing tonight.
Speaker C:But Sinclair, which owns about 40 different stations, refuses to air it.
Speaker C:So there's going to be a lot of markets out there that will not be able to see it tonight.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:In other words, they're.
Speaker B:They're throwing a fit.
Speaker B:They're back there.
Speaker B:No, it is what it is.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Sinclair Media is the one throwing a fit.
Speaker E:Can I imitate Lady Manilow for a second?
Speaker E:You don't understand that y' all around with the wrong.
Speaker D:You sons of.
Speaker E:That's.
Speaker E:You know, it's fine.
Speaker C:It's fine.
Speaker E:Less is better bought than told.
Speaker E:And guess what?
Speaker E:Y' all ain't been told yet.
Speaker E:But when you go put that car.
Speaker E:And it says decline.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker C:I'm just saying.
Speaker B:So who will Pedro be a dad to next now that he's done with this and last of us, Franklin Richards.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker D:Correct.
Speaker D:That man don't do nothing is get a goddamn check.
Speaker B:He's been his father in just about everything he's done.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker B:Since Game of Thrones, he's been a father in every but.
Speaker C:Yeah, but Disney, I'm sorry.
Speaker C:After what happened with Hulu and WWE and then you decided to do Kimmel and then this.
Speaker B:I. I don't know.
Speaker C:I don't know.
Speaker C:Who's in Yalls room that's on that white girl.
Speaker C:But you might want to, you know, send them on sabbatical.
Speaker B:Meanwhile, Netflix said, we'll go ahead and take Sesame Street.
Speaker B:Yes, chiefly.
Speaker C:They got it.
Speaker C:Their deal with.
Speaker C:Their deal with Sesame street make.
Speaker C:I was like, y' all got it.
Speaker C:Netflix slid in like the uncle, like, come over here.
Speaker C:You know, your mom and your mom.
Speaker B:And dad are fighting.
Speaker C:Come over and live with your uncle Tio for a little while.
Speaker C:Basically.
Speaker D:That uncle metaphor may not.
Speaker D:May also be true in the negative context.
Speaker D:You might want to be careful.
Speaker C:I'm just saying.
Speaker C:Because don't get me, don't get me wrong, Sesame Street, I'm glad it found a home because that and other.
Speaker C:Other PBS programming.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:I just want to grow the galaxy.
Speaker B:I don't know what y' all doing over there.
Speaker C:Like, look, I am trying to save Star Wars.
Speaker C:What are y' all doing?
Speaker D:I don't know about them.
Speaker D:Them over there, but we cool over here.
Speaker B:Don't put me in with them.
Speaker B:I got.
Speaker C:I got plans to remake the Force Awakens.
Speaker C:Y' all are with this.
Speaker C:I tried.
Speaker B:I got plans and y' all messing me up.
Speaker C:I'm like, I got a good thing.
Speaker B:Going over here now.
Speaker C:I got Samuel Jackson ready to come back as Mace Windu.
Speaker C:But no.
Speaker E:It'S so crazy if you try.
Speaker E:And the streaming services have gotten so intermingled and intertwined, you end up canceling one, you end up having to cancel many others because you have now made them a part of your daily viewing.
Speaker E:And that is ridiculous.
Speaker C:You know what?
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B:You right now, Pedro Pascal is the modern day media's baby daddy.
Speaker B:Favorite father right now.
Speaker C:I was gonna say Navy.
Speaker C:You know what would be really evil right now about cable?
Speaker C:They did a Thanos like commercial where he has the in game.
Speaker C:He has the in game scene where he's like, all of you went to subscriptions and now you fail.
Speaker C:What does that bring you right back to me?
Speaker C:Just.
Speaker C:Just sitting right.
Speaker B:What's going on?
Speaker B:Geek by hearts.
Speaker C:There she is.
Speaker B:Catch your breath.
Speaker B:As a.
Speaker B:Catch your breath.
Speaker B:Let's see it in your eyes.
Speaker B:So real quick, we just aired the Mandalorian Grogu trailer and I know you've seen it.
Speaker B:So I mean.
Speaker F:I mean, yeah, for me, I. I was just saying this to Jay because we, we just did our recording.
Speaker F:I would have liked to have just it been a season four.
Speaker F:That's just me personally.
Speaker F:I don't.
Speaker F:I'm not that crazy about it being a movie.
Speaker F:And it's gonna be.
Speaker F: in a prime movie slot of May: Speaker F:So you're talking about that.
Speaker F:It's going to be supposedly the kickoff to the summer and you.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's the kickoff to the summer.
Speaker B:It's celebrating Star Wars Day.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:Don't get me wrong, it's gonna pull.
Speaker B:It's going to pull.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:That I am not worried about.
Speaker B:It's going to pull.
Speaker B:However, there are haters within the mists already.
Speaker B:Do y' all just like to be disappointed?
Speaker B:Do you like.
Speaker B:Do you like the drama?
Speaker E:Apparently.
Speaker C:So, like, what is wrong?
Speaker C:What is wrong with it?
Speaker B:I wish I had that thing with the preacher.
Speaker B:What's wrong with y'?
Speaker B:All?
Speaker C:I'll say it once and I'll say it again.
Speaker C:There is just some Star wars fans that like being toxic, that will not be pleased with whatever is put out there.
Speaker C:They will always find something.
Speaker B:I've never understood the concept of and we'll do this real quick before I go to break but I've never understood the concept of being in love with a fandom.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker B:But then piss on everything that's involved.
Speaker B:If you don't like it, then just that's fine.
Speaker B:When I say you don't have to like everything, you know, but everything.
Speaker B:Oh, I don't like this.
Speaker B:This is a.
Speaker B:It did not mean you out grown it.
Speaker B:And that.
Speaker F:That's fine too.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker C:It's not for you.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's not going to be what you want it to be.
Speaker B:Great lady.
Speaker D:My lord off.
Speaker F:I love never.
Speaker B:It's never all.
Speaker B:All a real Star wars fan want is great storytelling.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:And it's.
Speaker B:And it that that galaxy has it in troves.
Speaker B:If you look at the prequels, those three films was a great storytelling.
Speaker B:The CGI wasn't that great, but it was also the beginning of using a lot of cgi.
Speaker F:I was about to say it was good for that era because I remember us all being really blown away when it came out.
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker B:Now visually, does it the.
Speaker B:Does the CGI hold up now?
Speaker D:No, not really.
Speaker B:But the story is still really strong there.
Speaker B:The fight scenes alone.
Speaker C:Good.
Speaker F:Some of the best in the whole series.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker C:And also visions literally where we.
Speaker C:They give animation studios and other studios a shot and how many and you've seen what now two new seasons to where different studios have had shots at telling stories.
Speaker C:And again we find ourselves sound like broken records.
Speaker C:Give these other studios a chance.
Speaker C:There are plenty other stories in the Star wars universe that can be told, and it doesn't always have to involve a Jedi.
Speaker B:Now that, that when you realize that you can tell a story outside of the Jedi and outside of the sit and just kind of tell the story, it.
Speaker B:It.
Speaker B:You're really starting to get blown.
Speaker B:Skeleton crew.
Speaker B:I just.
Speaker B:From the trailer alone, I said, this is going to be Goonies in space.
Speaker B:I'm for this.
Speaker B:And then to watch it and realize it don't.
Speaker B:It doesn't have to tie in to the whole Skywalker saga or anything else.
Speaker B:You just know it exists.
Speaker B:Correct.
Speaker C:He's beautiful.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:And here you have a great storyteller, the acolyte.
Speaker B:It was a great story.
Speaker B:Just bad pace.
Speaker C:But the fight scenes, though, you had.
Speaker C:You had.
Speaker C:Dude, you had to do with no Jedi powers.
Speaker C:Fighting somebody with Jedi powers and just making them look all the way bad.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I changed your pacing.
Speaker B:Keep the story.
Speaker B:Because where it was.
Speaker B:Where it was going, I was hooked.
Speaker B:That's it.
Speaker B:I want to know.
Speaker B:I. I need to know which.
Speaker F:Once again, that was like a ultimate prequel.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker F:Because you were gonna see the foundation of things.
Speaker F:They weren't just, like, holding on to the Skywalker trilogy and all that saga.
Speaker F:And I, I really wanted to see more of that.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:So it.
Speaker B:I, I, you know, so just getting some of these side stories that don't involve some of the mainstream great.
Speaker B:Like you said, Spartan Visions is fantastic.
Speaker B:The.
Speaker B:The Sith storylines are great.
Speaker B:Everything I've seen from Star wars is just a good ride because you really don't know where the story is.
Speaker B:Not like with comics where you kind of get an understanding, you know, you kind of know where it's coming from or where it's going or where it could go.
Speaker B:Star wars is a little different.
Speaker C:And then with Starfighter coming out.
Speaker C:I'm just saying.
Speaker B:I need this.
Speaker B:I need to see something.
Speaker B:But I'm saying.
Speaker B:But I'm very much open.
Speaker B:I'm like, okay.
Speaker C:Looks concerned.
Speaker B:It's the Ryan Gosling in there.
Speaker B:That's what it is.
Speaker C:Oh, she's not concerned.
Speaker C:She's swoon.
Speaker C:Never mind.
Speaker C:I'm sorry.
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker C:You're good.
Speaker C:I miss.
Speaker C:I mistook your poker face for concern.
Speaker D:Wow.
Speaker D:Oh, no, it is.
Speaker D:Oh, no.
Speaker D:I am not with the shits.
Speaker D:Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker D:I'm not.
Speaker D:I'm not sold in.
Speaker B:No, I need more.
Speaker B:But once again, it's just starting.
Speaker B:I'm not going to trash it.
Speaker B:I'm not going to turn it down.
Speaker B:I'm just like, hey, I'm.
Speaker B:I'm glad to be in an area in an age where I still get something I grew up with, like, literally grew up with.
Speaker B:Start.
Speaker B:This stuff came out before I was born.
Speaker B:So I get to grow up and.
Speaker C:Still get these stories.
Speaker B:And I'm like, this is, this is, this is going to go on.
Speaker B:Like, this is not.
Speaker B:This is the thing that's not going to die.
Speaker C:I'm just gonna say.
Speaker C:I'm gonna say enjoy it because as a Star Trek fan, all we got left is Starfleet Academy.
Speaker C:Yeah, that's all we got left because Strange New Worlds Discovery has wrapped up.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker F:They're gonna remove it in the next five minutes.
Speaker F:You know that.
Speaker C:Here's the, here's the thing, though.
Speaker C:You can only go so far.
Speaker C:Like they revisited the old.
Speaker C:They revisited pre Kirk Star Trek so many times that all you can do is either go forward or try to go in between Picard or Janeway or Cisco.
Speaker C:I really wish Cisco got a longer run.
Speaker C:He actually got the longest run out of everybody.
Speaker C:Shorter Picard.
Speaker C:But again, like I said from a.
Speaker B:Star Trek fan situation, and probably one of my.
Speaker B:In my second favorite Captain too, because Jesus.
Speaker C:I mean that.
Speaker B:I mean in that universe, not in.
Speaker B:In fandom or around, but in that universe.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:So again, to.
Speaker C:To reiterate or just piggyback off what you're saying, enjoy that.
Speaker C:You're getting Star Wars.
Speaker C:You're getting more Star wars content because you could be like us and be like, hey, we're trying to enjoy this last Friday.
Speaker C:Strange New Worlds before.
Speaker C:This is it.
Speaker B:And then we have the Orville, which, God dog it, please give me.
Speaker B:Give me the season.
Speaker B:Dude, it's really good.
Speaker B:Laney's face, just so good.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker F:And I love it so much.
Speaker B:I just gave it another rewatch and I'm like, I.
Speaker B:Please.
Speaker C:What about 2nd Farland?
Speaker C:But he can.
Speaker C:He can create a show.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:And he's.
Speaker C:And he's a Star Trek.
Speaker C:He's a huge Star Trek fan.
Speaker F:The Orville for that too.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:So we're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker B:Guess what we're doing tonight.
Speaker B:First court trials.
Speaker E:Chilling.
Speaker B:First Dr. Doom, we're going to be talking about.
Speaker B:We have our.
Speaker B:We have our defense, we have our prosecution, we have our bailiff, we have our jury.
Speaker B:Let's see how this turns out.
Speaker B:This is going to be fun.
Speaker B:This is going to be so much fun.
Speaker B:And until then, we will be right back for our first blurred court trials.
Speaker B:The trial of Dr. Doom.
Speaker B:We'll be right back, girl.
Speaker D:Sam.
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Speaker D:Let'S reach out one let's reach out one foreign.
Speaker E:Who are present as we come to the court of Dr. Doom.
Speaker E:We will have our plaintiff and our defense.
Speaker E:The prosecutor and the defense attorney, please rise.
Speaker B:All right, here we go.
Speaker B:This is gonna be fun.
Speaker E:You caught me off guard doing that.
Speaker E:Could have been better.
Speaker B:I know, but you work on the fly.
Speaker E:Damn fly.
Speaker B:We have the defense for Dr. Doom, Attorney Lady Manilore.
Speaker B:Oh, and we have the prosecution.
Speaker B:Oh, for Dr. Doom.
Speaker E:Oh, excuse me, can I, can I ask the defense attorney to see me after court?
Speaker E:Because you know, we have the jury.
Speaker B:Of course we have to talk about.
Speaker E:A few things, you know, off record, so.
Speaker D:Yeah, I apologize, sir.
Speaker D:I, I, I'm booked.
Speaker D:Endless.
Speaker B:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker B:All right, so we have before you the trial of Dr. Doom.
Speaker B:We will start with the prosecution.
Speaker B:Why do you feel like he needs to be locked up?
Speaker C:Oh, I'll start with me first.
Speaker C:All right, cool.
Speaker C:Dang.
Speaker C:I was gonna, I was gonna know the rules.
Speaker C:Yes, I was.
Speaker C:I was.
Speaker C:I, I had a prepared statement, but I was gonna go in a southern accent, but I was gonna sound too much like Colonel Sanders.
Speaker C:So, ladies and gentlemen of the court of the jury and those watching the trial, how else can we explain Victor Von Doom misunderstood genius?
Speaker C:A man who came from nothing and left with something from rags to riches.
Speaker C:And then, or simply put, an egomaniac that simply got in his own way?
Speaker C:What?
Speaker C:I will explain in very short sentences because I am long winded and this show is only two hours.
Speaker C:So let's get to the point of it.
Speaker C:This man is only in it for himself.
Speaker C:I'll give three simple examples.
Speaker C:For example, power has always been his main thing.
Speaker C:And he never got enough of it.
Speaker C:He literally used it to conquer Latveria.
Speaker C:Although you couldn't complain because half the time his citizens are taken care of.
Speaker C:One would say he's benevolent.
Speaker C:I'd say he's a dictator.
Speaker C:Why?
Speaker C:Ask Silver Surfer, who in his earliest points managed to steal the power cosmic from the Silver Surfer, becoming one of the most powerful beings on Earth, having a reign of terror across the entire cosmos.
Speaker C:And yet how many people did it take to finally take him down?
Speaker C:That's just one.
Speaker C:And it's like, oh, he can't be that bad.
Speaker C:Let's go.
Speaker C:More recently, the most Blood Hunt storyline where Strange had no choice but to go to Doom to fight the vampire invasion led by Dracula, which again turned out to be an ultra older, older vampire spirit.
Speaker C:Doom had only one request.
Speaker B:Dr.
Speaker C:Strange.
Speaker C:Allow me to be Sorcerer supreme and I can defeat him.
Speaker C:Which he did in mere moments.
Speaker C:And then instead of relinquishing the title, what does Doom do?
Speaker C:Decides that he needs to be the point in the sphere to protect all dimensions from Earth as Sorcerer Supreme.
Speaker C:Not giving up his role, pretty much leaving Steve in astral form and again deciding that he knows best.
Speaker C:But oh no, we.
Speaker C:We can.
Speaker C:I mean, we can leave that there, but we can also go with the fact going back to power, he's never satisfied with the power that he has.
Speaker C:Even with his Doombots, even with his intellect, even with the fact that time and time again he has shown Richard Re.
Speaker C:He has shown Reed Richards that he is smarter than him at every turn.
Speaker C:But it's never enough.
Speaker C:You want to know his level of petty that the Human Torch in one storyline had to go to him for help.
Speaker C:And what does Doom do?
Speaker C:Do makes an undisclosed deal.
Speaker C:What was that deal that Reed and Susan's daughter, he named her Valeria.
Speaker C:Just to tell just give one final big fu to read.
Speaker C:So I'm just gonna leave it in three points for simple fact of the matter.
Speaker C:Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Doom.
Speaker C:If anything is a man out for himself.
Speaker C:Admittedly it militia is admittedly to his own hubris.
Speaker C:He has said this that without Doom, there is no perfection.
Speaker C:I am perfection.
Speaker C:I am Doom.
Speaker C:His exact words, Judge, is, was it not?
Speaker B:I'd have to agree.
Speaker B:According to the files that are going to be brought to me at the desk, let's see what the attorney Mandalore has to say.
Speaker B:Attorney Mandalore.
Speaker D:Well, well, good evening, ladies and gentlemen of the court.
Speaker D:I would like to I beseech you to take a moment and allow Sir Spartan a brief moment to catch his breath, as the wind was quite long with that opening statement.
Speaker D:Ladies and gentlemen, I will keep this as brief as possible as my counterpart has seen fit to list nearly all of the reasons why the benevolent God Emperor Doom deserves and needs your allegiance, compliance and love.
Speaker D:Dr. Doom is absolutely a flawed man, but he's seen fit to fix that to the point where he had to become a God.
Speaker D:And what would an angry God do to those that have Turned against him oh, so many times.
Speaker D:Would he bring together fragmented universes and multiverses and bring them together in order to have.
Speaker D:Pardon me.
Speaker D:In order to have all of these people.
Speaker D:I broke.
Speaker D:I broke.
Speaker D:Would he bring together all these.
Speaker D:Or take a moment to bring together all of these fragmented multiverses in order to create one unified planet?
Speaker D:Where instead of going through all of this red tape, you would just fight amongst each other in singular combat if necessary, in order to prove who is right.
Speaker D:Once that battle is done, that's it.
Speaker D:There's no waiting for someone to sentence you to prison.
Speaker D:There's no injustice for the victim.
Speaker D:It is mano a mano.
Speaker D:And that is, ladies and gentlemen, just One point that Dr. Doom has created with his godlike powers.
Speaker D:Let us not forget that he actually has a stable nation in.
Speaker D:Not Valeria.
Speaker D:Oh, why'd you put that name in my head?
Speaker D:Anyway, he.
Speaker D:He does have a stable country in Latveria.
Speaker D:Yes, some might say that he rules with a strong hand.
Speaker D:However, those that come to him willingly and are law abiding citizens under his order see no famine, no poor health care, no orange demons swooping in with illiteracy and.
Speaker D:And.
Speaker D:And uppity ness, if you will.
Speaker D:No, this is an educated man.
Speaker D:He is a man for the people.
Speaker D:And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I yield my time.
Speaker D:Thank you so much.
Speaker B:So, I'm so sorry, I tried to keep things.
Speaker B:Because I'm looking the.
Speaker B:The jury has a lot to say.
Speaker B:So, Attorney Spartan, now you mentioned that Dr.
Speaker B:Strange has come to Doom to help with the vampire problem, and he willingly gave up the cloak of Agamotta, correct?
Speaker C:Correct.
Speaker B:And it seems from Attorney Mandalore's state that a lot of people have come to him voluntarily and he's helped.
Speaker B:So is it wrong that they.
Speaker B:That he's taking advantage of it?
Speaker B:I don't agree with it.
Speaker C:But they did volunteer.
Speaker B:Is this correct?
Speaker C:Volunteer?
Speaker C:Volunteer is one thing out of desperation because it's easy to sit there and say, oh well, they can come to him because every other option has been exhausted.
Speaker C:Like I said before, the Torch only went to him because there was no other option.
Speaker C:Even though Reed had sat there and said, there's no way I would work with this man.
Speaker C:At the same time, Dr.
Speaker C:Strange, who again was sorcerer supreme at the time, could not stop the vampire invasion.
Speaker C:So what was left?
Speaker C:Of course, out of desperation, they would go to doom.
Speaker C:Does this mean that doom is the.
Speaker C:Does this mean that doom is the.
Speaker C:The nuclear weapon?
Speaker C:The nuclear button?
Speaker C:No, he's basically.
Speaker C:If you had to choose between devils better the devil, you know.
Speaker C:But at the same time, are they stupid for trusting Doom?
Speaker C:Yes, because Doom at the end is.
Speaker C:Is always going to do what is best for Doom.
Speaker C:It's easy to sit there and say oh well he.
Speaker C:He has a stable country.
Speaker C:Most dictators do have a stable country because most of citizens are not going to complain with a guy that can have you disappear in the night.
Speaker C:Don't believe me?
Speaker C:Ask Doom's former fiance.
Speaker C:You know, the one that he sacrificed to demons to basically get power.
Speaker C:Or the fiance that he got out.
Speaker C:The fiance that he kicked out a lot barrier because well, her and Human Torch had a night before the wedding.
Speaker B:Well, in that case, wouldn't you say that he was a.
Speaker B:An significant other that was slighted.
Speaker B:Would you not act in the same fashion?
Speaker C:He was.
Speaker C:He was a jolt.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker C:Jilted lover.
Speaker C:Absol freaking lutely.
Speaker C:But at the same time, in the end, Doom always does what he does for himself.
Speaker C:He is not benevolent.
Speaker C:He is self serving.
Speaker C:And the thing that you know as.
Speaker C:As much as the defense would love to sit there and say that God Emperor Doom is.
Speaker C:Is through him is perfection.
Speaker C:It's easy to.
Speaker C:It's easy disguise perfection because it's basically an iron fist wrapped in a velvet glove.
Speaker B:Attorney Mandalore, let me ask you with my client.
Speaker D:I apologize.
Speaker B:I understand.
Speaker B:Is it to my understanding that what attorney Spartan says is true?
Speaker B:That he does rule with a bit of a strong will, but as you stated earlier, it's what the strong will does to maintain his country.
Speaker D:Absolutely, your honor.
Speaker D:What?
Speaker D:Under what circumstances do you not elect strong leaders?
Speaker D:Even easy when they're not maybe the highest of collegiate standards.
Speaker D:They do.
Speaker D:They all.
Speaker D:They all have that one thing in common.
Speaker D:They do exude strength.
Speaker D:They do exude confidence.
Speaker D:A sense of fallacy is not something that you would like to see in your life leaders.
Speaker D:Is that not true, Mr. Spartan?
Speaker D:I just.
Speaker D:I'm.
Speaker C:These are.
Speaker D:I apologize.
Speaker D:This is not a moment for questions.
Speaker D:But let me bring up some more points.
Speaker D:You, Mr. Spartan brought up that these people came to Dr. Doom.
Speaker D:Pardon me.
Speaker D:I'm so sorry.
Speaker D:God.
Speaker D:And Per.
Speaker D:Doom came to him out of desperation.
Speaker D:Where were your heroes, sir?
Speaker D:Why could they not step up to the platform?
Speaker D:Why was Doom the last option?
Speaker D:I will tell you why.
Speaker D:Dr. Doom is a genius.
Speaker D:Dr. Doom is a chess master among chess masters.
Speaker D:Doom plans for all things except for that one time where he got his face blew it up.
Speaker D:But that's here nor there.
Speaker D:That's Mr. What's his face's fault.
Speaker D:Over there.
Speaker D:But outside of that, he also shows that he can grow from his mistakes.
Speaker D:He learns from his mistakes.
Speaker D:So much so that he has even gone out of his way to correct some of his mistakes, atone for his actions.
Speaker D:That is something that you most definitely want to see in your leadership.
Speaker D:I would like to also point out.
Speaker D:Just.
Speaker D:Just.
Speaker D:I apologize, Your honor.
Speaker D:There was an instance a few years back, one of the times where Iron man had died and we needed to have something to take up his mantle.
Speaker D:And who was there?
Speaker D:I rest.
Speaker D:I rest for a moment.
Speaker D:For a mere moment.
Speaker B:Honor.
Speaker D:I'm sure there are more things that you would like to.
Speaker B:I do have a question from the.
Speaker D:I opened the floor.
Speaker D:I apologize.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:So I do have, from the files that were given to me that you mentioned the explosion that caused him to end up wearing his armor.
Speaker B:And he blamed Reed for that.
Speaker B:However, isn't it true that Reed warned him of the calculations that Doom himself were making was making that would lead to said explosion?
Speaker B:And Victor at the time, chose to ignore him?
Speaker B:It was that due to his hubris or his sheer not wanting to recognize that one of his peers was just trying to help him.
Speaker D:Now, while this is absolutely true, and it is so tragic at such a young age to have those scars foisted upon you just because you were seeking knowledge.
Speaker D:It's just.
Speaker D:If he had tried just a little bit harder to get me to get him to stop, I don't think we would be having this conversation today.
Speaker D:But also, why would you listen to someone who has time and time again shown that he has flaws in his theories as well?
Speaker D:There's nothing you can do.
Speaker D:There's nothing that you can do.
Speaker D:Sometimes you just have.
Speaker D:You have to learn through action.
Speaker D:And unfortunately, was God and for Doom.
Speaker D:Sacrifice these points today.
Speaker B:Okay, Spartan, do you want to.
Speaker B:Mr. Spartan, want to address that?
Speaker D:Wait a minute.
Speaker C:He just saw it and understood.
Speaker E:Only thing missing is the white leather jacket.
Speaker E:The white coat.
Speaker D:Really?
Speaker E:That's all that's missing?
Speaker E:The white outfit with the white.
Speaker B:The white jumpsuit.
Speaker D:And I was like, no, I gotta match the gray with everything.
Speaker D:And the purple.
Speaker D:I gotta get the gray.
Speaker C:So I was gonna say A and E, hit it best.
Speaker C:He said, not deliver your post.
Speaker C:But I said, if she comes out.
Speaker B:With a white hat, I'm gonna lose it.
Speaker C:She comes out with a white hat.
Speaker C:No, no.
Speaker E:Stay away from your closet.
Speaker C:Stay away from your.
Speaker E:Stay.
Speaker C:Right.
Speaker C:I read that.
Speaker C:I was like, oh.
Speaker B:Train of thought got broken.
Speaker B:Oh, okay.
Speaker E:Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we call the fourth wall.
Speaker E:That's been busted.
Speaker E:Okay, just so you know, I, I apologize.
Speaker C:I apologize.
Speaker C:I. I say this in rebuttal because to quote x men 97, most other nations don't allow a terrorist to be their leader.
Speaker C:Yet so many allow their leaders to be terrorists.
Speaker C:When it comes to, when it comes to Victor von Doom, we can keep on saying he's the last, he's the last resort, because again, better the devil you know.
Speaker C:But in the end, do the, do the means?
Speaker C:Do the ends justify the means?
Speaker C:How many times will heroes learn not to trust this man?
Speaker C:Well, we could also sit there and say that heroes also have a fault.
Speaker C:Reed always wanted to see the good in Doom, even though Doom has shown him time and time again that he cannot be trusted.
Speaker C:The Avengers tried to trust dude, thinking they can control him.
Speaker C:And what happened?
Speaker C:The same thing that always happens.
Speaker C:Doom is nothing more than a scorpion.
Speaker C:And yet the heroes are the fraud.
Speaker C:And every time they trust a scorpion, they get stung.
Speaker C:And what is Doom?
Speaker C:And what does Doom always say?
Speaker C:I am doomed.
Speaker C:I'm not going to change.
Speaker C:In the same sense, Doom didn't change.
Speaker C:When he sent Richard Reeds to hell, he said Richard Reeds to hell.
Speaker C:He took over Sue Storm and turned the entire Fantastic Four against each other.
Speaker C:Not to mention because, you know, he's such a great emperor.
Speaker C:He's such a great emperor, but yet his problem is his hubris.
Speaker C:Because someone called his suit stupid and he destroyed a universe because of it.
Speaker C:If that is not a level of petty from an omnipotent, from it.
Speaker C:From a godlike being with a very petty demeanor, of course you can sit there and say that he's done great, but at the end, do the ends justify the means?
Speaker C:Yes, the problem is taken care of.
Speaker C:But we always have to admit that Doom is a problem.
Speaker C:And it's unfortunately a problem that won't be solved.
Speaker C:Because the person that will always save him is Reed.
Speaker C:So if you really want to be honest, Doom always has an out.
Speaker C:Because Reed Richards will never admit that he is truly the greater evil.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Also, with the files that were brought in front of me, it's to my understanding that the X Men had went to that barrier expecting a battle.
Speaker B:And yet Doom opened his doors to them not only just in.
Speaker B:In solidarity, but also treated them to their native dishes.
Speaker B:This includes Queen Goddess Storm as well, on a separate occasion.
Speaker B:Is it quite possible that there was some miscommunication.
Speaker C:At that point?
Speaker C:I would say Doom is doing what every Doom was doing what every guest does best.
Speaker C:You are allowed the hospitality of my Home until you are deemed a threat.
Speaker C:Hence why the Doom bots were in the same dining area as well as the X Men.
Speaker C:So you had hospitality in one hand, a sword in the other.
Speaker C:Depends on how you acted.
Speaker C:It's depend on how you leave.
Speaker C:You could leave in peace or you could leave in pieces.
Speaker C:He said so as he served Storm, her favorite pot of gumbo.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:I'll give you.
Speaker B:I'll let you give your last answer.
Speaker B:We'll go to the jury.
Speaker D:So first of all, at least Dr. Doom doesn't invade minds without their permission.
Speaker D:At least he doesn't invade the mock.
Speaker D:Dr. Doom has to do.
Speaker D:Has to.
Speaker D:There are several steps that God Emperor do must take prior to entering anybody's mind brain.
Speaker D:Whatever you want to call it.
Speaker D:Whatever Skull Rock.
Speaker D:However, you have your so called heroes amongst the X Men who consistently invade the minds of others innocence as well as.
Speaker D:As those as.
Speaker D:As those that you perceive as guilty.
Speaker D:Yet where is the pomp and circumstance for them?
Speaker D:Where's the dragon for the professor?
Speaker D:For one Jean Grey who has countless times ruined universes ruined.
Speaker D:Where's the.
Speaker D:Where's the Scarlet Witch?
Speaker D:I would like to know.
Speaker D:Oh, I'm trying to.
Speaker D:Also.
Speaker D:We all know how the X Men get down when they be out.
Speaker B:However, I have to hold you attorney.
Speaker B:The X Men are not on trial.
Speaker D:Oh no, please.
Speaker D:I'm.
Speaker D:I'm simply giving evidence as to why God and Perdum must take the actions that he does whenever they come to visit.
Speaker D:To put it simply, they don't know how to act outside of their home.
Speaker D:Security is necessary whenever the X Men are around.
Speaker D:We have children that do not quite have a firm grasp on their powers.
Speaker D:We have omega level mutants that just on a whim if the wind blows.
Speaker D:Whether that's permit the storm or that's Jean Gray the hag.
Speaker D:We just don't seem to understand or know when that is going to happen.
Speaker D:So we need in Latveria security in place to protect not only our God Emperor.
Speaker D:Even though he could smite them with the blink of an eye.
Speaker D:It is.
Speaker D:It is the.
Speaker D:The ability of God Emperor Doom to not smite them where they stand.
Speaker D:That shows his benevolence.
Speaker D:That shows his restraint.
Speaker D:That shows his dire necessity to bring all of us together.
Speaker D:Humans and mutants alike.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:So we are going to the jury now.
Speaker B:We have our bay with us acting as jury as well we have Missouri.
Speaker B:But wait.
Speaker B:Go ahead.
Speaker C:Your honor, I. I just.
Speaker C:Can I allow one.
Speaker B:One minor statement or closing I should say.
Speaker C:Because I. I have to Say this because I. I feel that there needs to be a clarification on Dr. Doom and not invading the minds of others.
Speaker C:And I can't help but wonder, does the name Malice not ring a bell?
Speaker D:Singular.
Speaker C:But yes.
Speaker D:And for altruistic reasons.
Speaker C:Altruistic reasons.
Speaker C:You say that again.
Speaker C:The whole idea of Malice was to basically turn Susan against the Fantastic Four against her will.
Speaker C:The same type.
Speaker D:It brought them together.
Speaker D:It made them stronger together.
Speaker D:Your honor.
Speaker C:But there it is again.
Speaker C:The ends justify the means.
Speaker C:Is that yes.
Speaker D:I'm so glad you agree with me, Spartan.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:Dr. Doom is justified.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker C:I have to close because what the defense is arguing we.
Speaker C:She argues that Bear the devil.
Speaker C:You know, he's an option everybody goes to.
Speaker C:Then it was oh, he's such a benevolent leader.
Speaker C:And then it's like he doesn't invade without permission mission.
Speaker C:It's like we have to keep giving these levels of.
Speaker C:Of acceptance for the overall fact that this man will do whatever he wants to do.
Speaker C:Susan with Susan Storm was not the first mod.
Speaker C:He invaded Zarako.
Speaker C:The Tomorrow man was one.
Speaker C:Norman MacArthur was another one.
Speaker C:Daredevil was another one.
Speaker C:And that's just off the top of my head.
Speaker C:And these were all mind transfers that he did on a whim.
Speaker C:Why?
Speaker C:Self service.
Speaker C:I say this because as much the defense wants to sit there and say that that Dr. Doom is literally above reproach.
Speaker C:He is nothing more than a self serving egomaniac that will simply do what is best for him.
Speaker C:The fact that Liberia is just his home country is just a bonus.
Speaker C:But again, he's a dick.
Speaker C:And I close.
Speaker B:We have to strike that that from the record for the second.
Speaker B:So geek by heart.
Speaker B:I will ask you to keep tally of the fours and against as I put them up on the screen from the.
Speaker B:From the jury in the audience.
Speaker B:Taco Noir says Doom goes under the jail dictatorship on trial.
Speaker B:Or was the word world better or not?
Speaker B:If he's the wild card.
Speaker B:So we'll put him as.
Speaker B:I guess you're an alternate, sir.
Speaker B:Get right back.
Speaker E:Get right back in the back room.
Speaker B:Bama says that Negro is guilty.
Speaker B:I got the Infinity calling right here.
Speaker E:Been on fire this whole time, man.
Speaker B:Now says you can leave with a piece of foot in your ass or a piece of chicken in your mouth or both.
Speaker E:Piece of chicken.
Speaker D:Oh, oh, wait.
Speaker D:Can I, can I add one, one final piece, please?
Speaker D:I promise it will.
Speaker D:Less than two seconds.
Speaker E:Time's up.
Speaker D:But did you die?
Speaker D:But did you die?
Speaker B:What is your decision?
Speaker B:For or against?
Speaker B:He says, dude, he Says dude, ain't you?
Speaker E:Oh, you're asking me?
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:And then we'll go to Lanny for the final tally.
Speaker E:While I feel that the prosecution was quite passionate.
Speaker E:I'm sorry.
Speaker E:The defense was quite passionate in the pursuit of defending the.
Speaker F:The.
Speaker E:Illustrious and somewhat crazy Dr. Doom.
Speaker E:I'm gonna say he's guilty.
Speaker B:Okay, Laney, what is your final verdict and what's the tally?
Speaker F:While I understand understand both standpoints, I find it very hard that when you are defending someone, you're defending your someone by talking about other people's actions and not defending your own.
Speaker F:That's a problem.
Speaker F:So I also think that he is guilty.
Speaker F:I'm sorry, bruh.
Speaker D:Wait a minute.
Speaker D:Wait a minute.
Speaker D:I did say what he did.
Speaker D:First of all, I thought he saved the whole universe.
Speaker D:He saved the whole ass universe.
Speaker D:Multiverse.
Speaker D:Multiverses at that.
Speaker D:I said that you needed me.
Speaker D:You need to do.
Speaker D:When Iron man was gone.
Speaker F:An almost unanimous decision.
Speaker D:This kangaroo court, this ain't.
Speaker D:We got your names.
Speaker D:We got.
Speaker D:We got all your.
Speaker D:Everybody down there.
Speaker D:I know.
Speaker B:Order.
Speaker D:Order somewhat.
Speaker F:And we have now that Doom is in defense of.
Speaker D:You got some more storms combo.
Speaker D:Let's go.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:By order of the jury of his peers has been listed as Doom has been listed as guilty.
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker B:Honestly, I was going for a mistrial myself.
Speaker B:Oh, my God, we are so unserious.
Speaker D:Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker D:Mistrial.
Speaker D:What you missing?
Speaker D:What you missing?
Speaker B:What you want?
Speaker D:Telling you two for a dollar.
Speaker D:What you looking for?
Speaker C:Wow.
Speaker B:Wow.
Speaker B:All nurse says he'd take Doom over Lex.
Speaker B:But we aren't arguing over which smells best, are we?
Speaker B:Your cellmate, Mr. Daystar is waiting for you.
Speaker B:Don't mouth off.
Speaker B:Rock Nation will come see you.
Speaker C:Wow.
Speaker C:Wow, right?
Speaker B:Oh, my God, we are so unserious.
Speaker B:Oh, nerd.
Speaker E:I don't know why you calling me out.
Speaker E:All I get to say is here's a judge, court is a jury.
Speaker E:That's all I got.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Christy says did the lawyer just threaten the entire jury?
Speaker D:And what of it?
Speaker C:She is.
Speaker C:She is Doom's lawyer.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:That makes my face hurt just hearing this.
Speaker B:Because we're.
Speaker B:We got to do this again Thursday because.
Speaker B:Because I have two something something she said earlier.
Speaker B:Okay, so we're moving on on to our next trial, the trial of Lex Luthor.
Speaker C:She just.
Speaker C:She just closed.
Speaker F:No doubt.
Speaker C:The love practice has just been shuttered.
Speaker C:Okay, she is following.
Speaker B:See.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Said Frank Cass was waiting outside for the work as we speak.
Speaker B:Waiting on the birth that he Is.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:We are so in serious.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker D:I love y'.
Speaker D:All.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:We are, dear, the jury and judges here to.
Speaker B:For the case of Lex Luthor, is he protecting humanity or is it.
Speaker B:Is his ego in the way?
Speaker B:All right, we'll start with the defense for Lex Luthor.
Speaker E:You asked to be.
Speaker F:You might get someone for this.
Speaker B:James takes note.
Speaker D:Yeah, so here's the thing with Lex.
Speaker D:Yo.
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker D:You at least tried to have some cor.
Speaker C:Well, damn.
Speaker D:I'm just saying, you know, I can only defend.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker D:Look, my soul can't defend with so many white men in one night.
Speaker D:I'm gonna let you know right now he's getting Bell Reeves type of law justice tonight.
Speaker D:I'm gonna let you know right now.
Speaker B:No matter which way we go, I guess.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:But we'll go with the defense first.
Speaker D:I'mma try.
Speaker C:Try.
Speaker D:All right, so you got your man's Lou.
Speaker D:You got your man Lexi.
Speaker D:Right?
Speaker B:The contracts, the catch.
Speaker D:You know, he'd be loud with him.
Speaker D:You know, he.
Speaker D:He.
Speaker D:He be loud and right most of the time.
Speaker D:But on some real, you know, this dude from out of nowhere comes down and just up the whole vibe for my guy.
Speaker D:You know, we talking about aliens invading the planet and, you know, they taking all the.
Speaker D:All the good jobs and.
Speaker D:And junk.
Speaker D:So that didn't land.
Speaker D:God damn.
Speaker D:I was trying to be funny anyway.
Speaker B:Water in my mouth.
Speaker D:I could not trying to land something.
Speaker D:But yeah, no, you.
Speaker D:You got Lex, your boy here, you know, military prowess and strategic technological genius.
Speaker D:You know, he looks.
Speaker D:But outside of that, you know, he.
Speaker D:He's got everybody's best interest at heart, you know?
Speaker D:And then this.
Speaker D:This.
Speaker D:This.
Speaker D:This bright corn fed sunshine, Rainbow man comes down out the sky.
Speaker D:And now all of a sudden, Lex ain't, you know, he gets no praise.
Speaker D:He been helping all y', all, you know, like genetically modifying all your food and junk and.
Speaker D:Yeah, you know, that's it.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:Right.
Speaker D:Okay, prosecution.
Speaker B:It'S like the open shut case, right?
Speaker B:He's like, wait, you gotta embody Judge o'.
Speaker B:Brown.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:So, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you.
Speaker C:You've heard the prosecution, and I will say it best, because this is also from Lex Luthor.
Speaker C:I cannot trust a man with all that power and wants nothing.
Speaker C:Is he literally talking about Superman or is he talking about a hole in his own psyche he can't fill?
Speaker C:This is Lex Luthor we're talking about.
Speaker C:About a man.
Speaker C:Multi billionaire has Lex Corp. Luther Corp.
Speaker C:Depending on what universe you're in has everything he could want, but yet looks at an alien and immediately doesn't trust him.
Speaker C:Now why is that?
Speaker C:A man that has everything and also that to what my associate Tafara also.
Speaker C:But again, it comes back to this whole thing of why does Luthor have hate?
Speaker C:This man is hate personified.
Speaker C:I thought, I thought player haters, ball head haters.
Speaker C:He would take the trophy every doggone year because of his obsession with Superman.
Speaker C:Why?
Speaker C:He simply does not trust him.
Speaker C:And that trust has led to many mistakes, atrocities even to the point to where he almost employed the Joker to take on Superman.
Speaker C:If you employed a clown that Batman could barely contain and you want to unleash him on Superman, that's some freaking hate.
Speaker C:When you want to use Superman's DNA to create a clone of himself with your DNA to make a better Superman, that's hate.
Speaker C:So what else can we say in this opening statement about Lex Luthor?
Speaker C:He's simply a man who is genius level intellect but would rather let his hate be the end of him.
Speaker C:And the sad part is he admits it wholeheartedly.
Speaker B:Well, Mr. Spartan, you raise a good point.
Speaker B:As some of your associates, as Bama does.
Speaker B:This man was a thief at an early age.
Speaker B:He has provided suitable living, affordable living for some less than communities.
Speaker B:However, those said communities had nuclear reactors under them anyway.
Speaker D:Okay, your honor, Your honor.
Speaker D:Bias.
Speaker D:Okay, all right.
Speaker D:Like I know that I'm like 50 cents an hour or some, but you know, maybe he was just trying to keep them warm.
Speaker B:I will, I'll accept that.
Speaker B:On nuclear react.
Speaker D:Yeah, okay.
Speaker D:It's not a false fuel.
Speaker B:Okay, okay.
Speaker B:So the fates.
Speaker B:Do you have any, any records of his well doings that does not involve Superman directly?
Speaker D:1, 1 sec, 1, 1 second.
Speaker E:Think about it, huh?
Speaker E:Am enjoying the, the proceedings.
Speaker D:Oh, hold on.
Speaker B:Oh, wait till you wait till Thursday.
Speaker E:Oh Lord.
Speaker D:He, well, I mean he, he has said he, he's just the protector of the planet, you know, he's not really a villain.
Speaker D:And he's got, he's, he's got the, the tech behind it.
Speaker B:I mean he has been, he has been approached by higher government entities to help and protect me.
Speaker B:That's what I have from the files that you provided for me.
Speaker B:That he has been released from his holdings several times to help.
Speaker B:He does, he does do that and he's a man of his word.
Speaker D:He gets out.
Speaker D:That is correct.
Speaker D:Which is also why I'm not too worried about these proceedings here.
Speaker B:So, so.
Speaker D:Yeah, I, I, I, I will say, you know, to quote Mr. Luther Luthor, that A man with a plan can be a better leader than a God.
Speaker D:You know what I mean?
Speaker D:And you know, I mean the blasphemy or nothing in here, but you know, you, y' all be, y' all be praying to that, that, that corn fed up in the sky very often and you know, sometimes, you know, when them buildings be crumbling down around you, who you looking for?
Speaker D:Superman?
Speaker D:Don't put them back together.
Speaker D:You need Lex Corp, right?
Speaker D:To, to rebuild them buildings for you, right?
Speaker B:Provided numerous jobs and opportunities for those who have.
Speaker D:Look at the economy.
Speaker D:Look at the economy.
Speaker D:Look, look.
Speaker D:Boom.
Speaker D:That's your guy.
Speaker D:I mean, what you, what you gonna do without him?
Speaker D:You need.
Speaker D:He is a pillar amongst the community.
Speaker D:You know, especially after Superman knocks a couple pillars down.
Speaker B:Prosecution.
Speaker C:Okay, I, I, I love that she, he tried.
Speaker C:And I'll give you that because, because, you know, it's amazing that, you know, Luthor is such a humanitarian.
Speaker C:A humanitarian that killed his parents.
Speaker C:He wanted to be back.
Speaker C:No, it's the thing about it, he.
Speaker B:Was that not a, was that suicide or something?
Speaker C:He admitted, he admits the fact that he killed his parents.
Speaker C:Why?
Speaker E:But you know, only prosecution being cross examined by that.
Speaker C:Why am I being.
Speaker C:I was gonna ask that same question.
Speaker B:Like I can't get, I can't even.
Speaker C:Get through my examination.
Speaker C:Yes, he killed, yes, he killed his parents.
Speaker C:He created Metallo and destroyed half of Metropolis to do it.
Speaker C:You know, the same Metropolis you talked about to where he basically rebuilt it.
Speaker C:And Craig Metallo, he decided to take out half Metropolis just to get Superman.
Speaker B:Now, wait, wait.
Speaker B:And, and from what I understand, Mrs. Spartan, he himself didn't do that.
Speaker B:Metallo did.
Speaker B:And did he not create Metallo to help him?
Speaker C:He created Metallo as an alternative to Superman.
Speaker C:Into which Metallo, because of his AI intelligence only came up with one practical answer.
Speaker C:The one thing that every AI figures out.
Speaker C:When they got enough, enough humans and realize they're gonna destroy the Earth, you must control them.
Speaker C:And so Lex thought he could out program Metallo and Metallo said you thought.
Speaker B:Well, we can't put that, we can't put that.
Speaker B:We can't put that on Mr. Lucas Luthor.
Speaker B:That would go towards.
Speaker C:But I will argue.
Speaker D:I like you, sir, I like you.
Speaker C:Argue that we can because again, without Luthor, there would be no Metallo.
Speaker C:Without Metallo, there would be no worldwide destruction.
Speaker C:It's fruit of the poisonous tree, your honor.
Speaker B:Oh, interesting.
Speaker C:Also, at the same time, let's not forget the Superman.
Speaker C:You know, the fighting force he created, he created to where he convinced Argus that this is what.
Speaker C:This is what their answer was against Superman.
Speaker C:Does no one remember that when he first busted out the suit, the suit that'll probably be seen in Mana tomorrow, which James Gunn.
Speaker C:Happy you finished the script, by the way.
Speaker C:I'm just pointing.
Speaker C:I'm only pointing these things out.
Speaker C:And let's not Forget he drove 900 miles.
Speaker C:This is his level of hate, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker C:He drove 900 miles to basically ruin one person's life.
Speaker C:Do you know how much.
Speaker C:You know how much hate you gotta have to drive for almost the equivalent of going halfway through Texas just to get one person.
Speaker C:One.
Speaker D:I mean, I'm.
Speaker D:I've ridden on a.
Speaker D:On a train at 3am in the morning in order to get my revenge.
Speaker D:You know, I fully understand that.
Speaker C:But the point I'm making is as I.
Speaker C:As I get to.
Speaker C:As I get to my end, he literally and figuratively looked at Superman and others.
Speaker C:And he is a man.
Speaker C:He is considered the most dangerous human because why he will go to any means necessary to achieve his goal.
Speaker C:He has been.
Speaker C:He has been even.
Speaker C:Dark side.
Speaker C:Dark side.
Speaker C:A.
Speaker C:A literal being that acknowledged Luthor and said, had it not been for your nature, I would acknowledge you as an equal.
Speaker C:But your destruction will be the end of you.
Speaker C:Which Luthor said, I know.
Speaker C:So pushing.
Speaker D:So you're saying all this to say you don't respect dedication.
Speaker D:I understand.
Speaker D:You know, it's not for everybody.
Speaker D:Everybody can't see the vision.
Speaker D:But also, I don't really think that, you know, Mr. Luthor should be taking compliments for somebody that's tickling Superman's balls every other month.
Speaker D:You know what I mean?
Speaker D:It's.
Speaker D:I. I don't think.
Speaker D:I don't know how much, how.
Speaker D:How much respect I would be putting on, dude.
Speaker D:And sir, I find the amount of respect that you put on Doomsday's name really questionable.
Speaker D:Al Soups.
Speaker C:You mean dark side.
Speaker B:Because.
Speaker D:On dark side's name like that.
Speaker D:Sir, it sounds like you might be the ops.
Speaker B:You can come join my team.
Speaker B:So, defense, we're going to go to the closing arguments.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker D:I would like a steak dinner.
Speaker D:A nice Rioja and.
Speaker D:Oh, I gotta watch my carbs.
Speaker D:No.
Speaker D:Potato, broccoli and carrots.
Speaker D:Oh, no.
Speaker D:Garlic.
Speaker D:Brussels sprouts.
Speaker D:Garlic and.
Speaker D:Yeah, my man, you know, is innocent.
Speaker B:Attorney Spartan, what is your argument?
Speaker C:Oh man, I. I was ready for that.
Speaker C:She gave a whole steak dinner as her close party.
Speaker E:Oh, and chocolate for dessert.
Speaker C:What.
Speaker C:What can be said?
Speaker C:Like we said, like I said before, Lex Luthor self made man, highly intelligent, has everything handed to him, but yet can't help saying 1A.
Speaker C:Whenever it comes to the red and blue.
Speaker C:He is literally a xenophobe racist toward anybody that isn't human.
Speaker C:And he believes that he is.
Speaker C:He.
Speaker C:He believes that he can only solve the Superman problem only because of session.
Speaker C:I am sorry to say that because of all these things, that is the only reason why Lex Luthor literally and figuratively should be guilty.
Speaker C:Because he serves no other purpose than destruction.
Speaker B:All right, so we are going to the jury dig by heart once again.
Speaker B:Keep tally.
Speaker B:I'll give up some of.
Speaker B:Some of those things.
Speaker B:Chrissy D. Says he had a hole.
Speaker B:She was just hot for paper boy.
Speaker C:Jimmy put on the table lawsuit.
Speaker B:All nerd entertainment said he's.
Speaker B:He's fired a lot more than he's hired.
Speaker B:That was as he's blown up mercy in congress only.
Speaker B:But it was only in Batman vs Superman, which everybody tries not to mention.
Speaker B:We'll strike that one from the record.
Speaker B:He married Lois in the silver age.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker B:And the golden age.
Speaker B:Okay, I'll take.
Speaker D:So she stepped up is what you're saying.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker B:All Nerd says guilty.
Speaker B:Guilty.
Speaker B:Guilty.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker D:I don't know what's on your conscience, all nerd, but you know, you go to church.
Speaker B:Okay, maybe.
Speaker B:What is your verdict?
Speaker C:Guilty.
Speaker B:Again.
Speaker E:While I admire the defense attorney for her tacit defense in honor of this ball head sycophantic virgin, this man has not touched vag since he has known Superman.
Speaker B:We're not talking about his sexual prowess or lack thereof.
Speaker E:Because of this, he has.
Speaker E:He has overcompensated for the lack of touching operations by being a total jerk.
Speaker E:As a result of his actions, he is guilty in my eyes.
Speaker B:You give the tally in your final verdict.
Speaker F:I am the eighth person to unequivocally, unilaterally, say that this man is guilty.
Speaker D:I mean, I know he's guilty.
Speaker D:Y' all ain't taking that from me.
Speaker C:But you.
Speaker D:What.
Speaker D:What did you want a prize?
Speaker D:What?
Speaker F:You at least tried with doom.
Speaker B:Came in with the.
Speaker B:The.
Speaker B:The Jennifer Walters level defense for doom and then came in as the state attorney.
Speaker B:State appointed.
Speaker E:You went from ace attorney to public defendant.
Speaker F:It wasn't even like public defenders.
Speaker E:Like, I don't give a. I don't.
Speaker D:Give a.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:So that was our first ever blurred court trial.
Speaker B:I think I want to do this again Thursday between two lifelong friends.
Speaker D:Wait, what?
Speaker D:I had a whole five days to prepare for this one.
Speaker D:What you mean?
Speaker B:I'm just trying to Figure out a sweet.
Speaker B:It might not even be them two.
Speaker B:It might just be something.
Speaker B:She did have five days.
Speaker B:Five whole days.
Speaker B:Figure yourself out.
Speaker B:We'll probably do it next week.
Speaker B:I'm kind of.
Speaker B:I'm kind of petty.
Speaker C:I was like, I. I did have some.
Speaker B:I had prep time.
Speaker C:I had prep time.
Speaker E:You've had years of prep time, sir.
Speaker D:That's a fact.
Speaker B:Oh my God.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Everybody's gonna be honest.
Speaker B:She was giving it all she could.
Speaker B:I give the defense a kid for doom.
Speaker D:For sure.
Speaker F:For likes you didn't.
Speaker C:You was on your own.
Speaker C:You was on your own with doom.
Speaker F:Yes.
Speaker D:Hey, yo.
Speaker D:No, Doom.
Speaker D:Doom gave me a plot of land over in LA area looking.
Speaker D:Overlooking a river.
Speaker D:So, you know.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:Oh my God.
Speaker B:Look, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker B:I was just like.
Speaker B:Probably be a mistrial.
Speaker B:Probably mistrial.
Speaker B:Like, because it'll.
Speaker B:Somewhere it's gonna not break even.
Speaker B:It's like somebody's gonna be off.
Speaker B:And I'm like.
Speaker B:I needed one more to say.
Speaker B:Yeah, but that's all I needed was like, yeah, but damn.
Speaker D:Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker D:I might give you Mistral.
Speaker D:I might give you Mistral.
Speaker D:Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker D:Wait.
Speaker D:Okay, wait.
Speaker C:What are you doing?
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker D:Wait.
Speaker D:It's not the right one.
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker D:He went to hell to save his mama.
Speaker B:He did.
Speaker C:He did.
Speaker D:That's.
Speaker D:That's corner store for your mama.
Speaker D:Some of y' all out there.
Speaker C:Wasn't that also.
Speaker C:Wasn't that also self serving because assertion.
Speaker F:And not anything about him doing something against the law or for the law.
Speaker C:That's so sor.
Speaker D:He went to the devil.
Speaker C:Himself.
Speaker F:No, I'm not saying as.
Speaker F:I'm not saying that that's not good.
Speaker F:All I am saying is that's still not a defense for his actions.
Speaker C:The ends don't justify the means.
Speaker D:I'm saying that.
Speaker D:But he's redeemable, your honor.
Speaker D:He's clearly trying to.
Speaker B:I just.
Speaker B:I. I would have.
Speaker B:I would have ended it and called it an even if.
Speaker B:If he just said, I'll pay.
Speaker B:Luke Cage's 200.
Speaker B:Calling him.
Speaker C:That is acid by prosecution.
Speaker B:That man.
Speaker C:That man owes somebody to $200.
Speaker C:How you a leader of a nation, but yet you're 200 short to a black man.
Speaker B:Oh my God.
Speaker B:This is fun.
Speaker D:Exchange rate.
Speaker C:I mean, you gotta.
Speaker C:You got a kid that dressed better than most pimps in Mississippi, but you ain't got 200 bucks.
Speaker C:Oh, damn, y'.
Speaker D:All.
Speaker E:You out of.
Speaker F:You out of line, sir.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:So for this to be our first ever blurred court trials.
Speaker B:What do you guys.
Speaker B:How did you guys think?
Speaker B:What did you guys think?
Speaker C:I loved it.
Speaker C:This was fun.
Speaker B:Too, right?
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Bama was going off in the comic.
Speaker B:He was like, lock him up.
Speaker C:Right here.
Speaker C:Right?
Speaker C:Oh, this was fun.
Speaker C:But, you know, we gotta.
Speaker C:If there's one thing I. I gotta.
Speaker C:I gotta rotate.
Speaker C:I'm calling bailiff on the next one, because we gotta have a.
Speaker C:We gotta have a new prosecution defense every time.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:I was gonna say I was like, can I flip them?
Speaker B:And then I was like, no, because nobody really rocks with Charles like that.
Speaker B:So what.
Speaker C:What was the next one you're gonna do?
Speaker B:I was thinking Magneto and Xavier and then.
Speaker B:And then.
Speaker B:And then like, probably later on down the line, Wanda and Gene.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker C:Oh, I got.
Speaker B:I'll be.
Speaker C:Be up on next one.
Speaker C:Someone can do Charles.
Speaker C:That's too juicy.
Speaker C:I don't want to know.
Speaker C:Somebody.
Speaker C:Somebody.
Speaker C:Bailiff.
Speaker F:I want to see Navy and Safari.
Speaker F:Go at.
Speaker C:Rev is like, why am.
Speaker D:I. I would like to see it.
Speaker B:He's like, I want to.
Speaker B:When he said, I want to see Navy and Japari.
Speaker C:Go ahead.
Speaker B:He's like, what I do?
Speaker C:Maybe Davy's like, why am I catching strays?
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker E:I open doors, tell people to shut up.
Speaker E:So, you know, hey, you know, I can.
Speaker E:I can moonlight.
Speaker E:I can moonlight.
Speaker B:I think I want to do that.
Speaker B:I want to do a Charles and Magneto.
Speaker B:I want to do a Wanda and a Gene.
Speaker B:Hell, why are we in my new Captain Tony, too?
Speaker B:Why not revisit that?
Speaker B:That.
Speaker B:That one?
Speaker E:Oh, that would be fierce.
Speaker B:Revisit.
Speaker E:We could do Black Panther and Killmonger.
Speaker C:Yeah, that's another one, too.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:That's six trials right there.
Speaker F:I like that one.
Speaker D:Wait, if we're gonna do.
Speaker D:If we're gonna do Black Panther, I need.
Speaker D:I need.
Speaker D:I need a team.
Speaker D:I need the auntie.
Speaker C:If it's gonna be Black Panther and Killmonger, Chris has to take Black Panther because that's his area.
Speaker C:Somebody has to take Killmonger.
Speaker B:Oh, my gosh.
Speaker C:I can only do prosecution defense so many times.
Speaker F:Again, we're not talking about the comic.
Speaker F:We just talk about the movies.
Speaker C:So you can do both.
Speaker B:I mean, we.
Speaker B:I would allow both.
Speaker B:I would allow both.
Speaker B:That way we could.
Speaker B:It.
Speaker B:It.
Speaker B:It can even out, I guess, because.
Speaker C:I. I just want to.
Speaker C:I do kind of want to see Navy, and so far, I go at it as Charles and Magneto.
Speaker C:I think that would be interesting.
Speaker C:I I'm not gonna lie that it's.
Speaker B:Kind of growing on me.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:And to who mentioned it?
Speaker B:Oh, honored.
Speaker B:He said it.
Speaker B:And honored.
Speaker B:I want to get all nerd on.
Speaker B:You should have special guest lawyers and all.
Speaker B:And we the jurors.
Speaker C:That'd be perfect.
Speaker E:I would love that.
Speaker B:Oh, Omni man would be good for this, too.
Speaker C:Oh.
Speaker F:Good for this, too.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker C:I like that idea.
Speaker B:Gross.
Speaker C:We have Cap.
Speaker C:You started a series.
Speaker C:You started a series.
Speaker B:Wolverine, Saber 2, Bobby man, and Homelander.
Speaker D:O Homelander.
Speaker C:That's.
Speaker C:I like that.
Speaker B:Oh, that will go so much.
Speaker D:As bad as Lex.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker D:Peter Parker.
Speaker D:And what's this man's name?
Speaker D:Oh, my gosh.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:Osborne.
Speaker C:Are you talking Norman Osborne?
Speaker C:Are you talking Venom?
Speaker B:Oh, no, no, no.
Speaker B:Osborne and Parker.
Speaker B:Can you beat my ass, though?
Speaker B:Try, but can you beat my ass?
Speaker C:You're right, Christy King.
Speaker B:That would sound like it's coming out of Omni man, but can you beat my ass?
Speaker C:Oh, yeah.
Speaker C:King lion would be a.
Speaker C:He would be an interesting prosecution defense, for one.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker B:He lay it at the waist.
Speaker B:I would love to see that.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker B:Now that we know when the switch happened.
Speaker B:Oh, God, this is gonna be fun.
Speaker B:This is gonna.
Speaker B:Y' all just gave me a whole series a.
Speaker E:You're welcome.
Speaker B:So, yeah.
Speaker B:All nerd.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:You'll be hearing from me.
Speaker B:He's already impressed.
Speaker D:Team.
Speaker B:Anyway, so.
Speaker B:So, yeah, we'll.
Speaker B:We'll get some dates figured out.
Speaker B:I'll give you more than enough time.
Speaker B:Whoever I have on.
Speaker B:I'll give them all enough time to do the research.
Speaker B:Probably, like, maybe.
Speaker B:Well, it all depends.
Speaker B:We have a guest.
Speaker B:We.
Speaker B:They'll probably have more time, but.
Speaker B:Yeah, but for us, we.
Speaker B:We.
Speaker B:We'll have plenty of time to kind of work through everything, and we.
Speaker B:We already got the ideas anyway, so it works.
Speaker D:I'm calling John Wick.
Speaker C:Daddy.
Speaker D:Oh, yeah.
Speaker C:Love that one.
Speaker B:Mario King Cooper.
Speaker C:I can see that.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker B:Why we can go outside the comics.
Speaker B:Why not?
Speaker C:I was gonna say Scorpion Sub Zero.
Speaker C:Just from Mortal Kombat standpoint, because I.
Speaker E:Say Charlie Brown and Lucy.
Speaker C:Can always.
Speaker C:Lucy can catch a football to the.
Speaker B:Head on that one.
Speaker E:I'm sorry, but that would be assault.
Speaker E:We can't do that.
Speaker B:We can't assault.
Speaker B:We can't.
Speaker C:So you can't assault, but you can.
Speaker C:You can write, you can draw, and it's legal.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:No, this was fun.
Speaker B:This was definitely for.
Speaker B:My face hurts.
Speaker B:My face hurts.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker B:I would like for us to do Teams.
Speaker B:I would like for us to do teams.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker B:Provided.
Speaker B:Provided.
Speaker B:The entertainment in comic book world doesn't drop any crazy news like Marvin Cardone III getting the role of Tombstone, whom he's already voiced anyway.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker B:And Spider man into the spider verse.
Speaker C:I just want.
Speaker C:I just need those one liners to show up.
Speaker C:If it isn't this, I swear to.
Speaker B:God, if he say some disrespectful like Chuck Chocolate.
Speaker B:Chocolate covered Incredibles, I will lose it.
Speaker C:It needs to happen.
Speaker C:I think it'll be free and perfect.
Speaker B:Batman.
Speaker D:Wait, so.
Speaker D:But we're doing defense and prosecution but one Rorschach.
Speaker C:See, as a Batman fan, I would have to take Batman, but Rorschach is my second.
Speaker C:Oh, my soul.
Speaker C:Oh, my soul.
Speaker D:Just.
Speaker B:Oh, God.
Speaker E:I would say the Watchman and the Justice League.
Speaker B:We could definitely go teams.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Watchman versus Justice League.
Speaker D:All that joint.
Speaker B:I'm learning French.
Speaker C:Lord.
Speaker B:No, definitely a lot of fun.
Speaker B:We definitely will be revisiting more Blair Kirk court trials.
Speaker B:And we will be having some guests to join in on it.
Speaker B:We might even do one with.
Speaker B:With future guests.
Speaker B:Who knows?
Speaker F:Nice.
Speaker B:Who knows?
Speaker B:Who knows?
Speaker B:Just have some fun with it.
Speaker B:But yeah, that was.
Speaker B:That was definitely fun.
Speaker B:That I'm still tripping off of Davey's face.
Speaker B:Yeah, maybe Navy into Friday, huh?
Speaker C:The lookup is what got me.
Speaker F:I said that halfly because he was looking down his phone.
Speaker C:It was just a look up.
Speaker C:Like, what did I freaking do?
Speaker E:I see.
Speaker E:I was called out, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker E:That's fine.
Speaker E:That's perfectly fine, Tafari.
Speaker E:If you are game, sir, we can step to the plate and we can go through our discussions.
Speaker C:See, I see.
Speaker C:I'd be afraid to go up against Navy because his comic book knowledge is far exceeding mine.
Speaker C:And I'll be like, nah, I'm gonna have to.
Speaker C:I might have to skip Jim a couple of times to hit the books on that one.
Speaker C:Like, you are not going.
Speaker C:You are not gonna outshine me.
Speaker F:And it sounds like a wild car for walking.
Speaker E:That's only because I had no friends and all I had was comics.
Speaker C:Maybe.
Speaker B:I think I want to do.
Speaker B:I want to do Blur court trials.
Speaker B:And I want to do verses as well, like Ash versus Jason or because we're.
Speaker B:We're.
Speaker B:We're heading into the spooky season, too, so.
Speaker E:Oh, Lord, here we go.
Speaker E:Laney just lady just exploded.
Speaker B:Versus 28 days later.
Speaker D:Scream.
Speaker C:Ghost face versus.
Speaker C:I know what you did last summer, guy.
Speaker D:Defense prosecution for.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah, whatever his name is.
Speaker E:You could literally do Alien versus Predator.
Speaker B:Literally Oh, I know.
Speaker B:That's gonna do numbers.
Speaker F:That's a draw fight to me.
Speaker F:I don't know.
Speaker D:Waitani versus Prodigy.
Speaker B:There.
Speaker F:Right there.
Speaker C:The case of the conjuring.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:And then did we ever.
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker D:We giving away too many goddamn ideas.
Speaker C:Hold on, on.
Speaker D:Hold on, hold on.
Speaker D:Shush.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm trying to think.
Speaker B:Not.
Speaker B:Not for a vers or a Blur trial.
Speaker B:But I'm.
Speaker B:I'm trying to think if I ever did.
Speaker B:I did final.
Speaker B:I did final.
Speaker B:Girls, did I do final?
Speaker B:Boys?
Speaker B:I think we did because I mentioned Roger.
Speaker B:We mentioned Roger a lot.
Speaker F:I don't think we did final.
Speaker B:We said black people that survived.
Speaker B:We didn't do final.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker E:Really?
Speaker B:I guess.
Speaker F:So.
Speaker E:I just came through the wood to come home, and it feels like I was in the wrong turn.
Speaker C:Oh, you.
Speaker C:You found that spot where all you hear is nothing but a banjo, Yo.
Speaker E:I know where she lives.
Speaker B:Where?
Speaker B:My mother is from West Virginia.
Speaker B:My mother in law is from West Virginia.
Speaker B:And where they stayed up where it was her.
Speaker B:It was my mother in law, my wife's cousins and uncles that stayed like in another house, but it was in the same area that.
Speaker B:Literally walking, like, literally, you can see their house.
Speaker B:And they stay near some railroad tracks.
Speaker B:Well, once you get down to the railroad, it's dark.
Speaker C:Oh, no.
Speaker C:Pitch black.
Speaker B:Pitch black.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:And they were wanting some stuff from the gas station or something.
Speaker B:Chris, you want to go down there?
Speaker B:No, I'm from the city.
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker B:You know, and it's funny that.
Speaker B:It's funny that you see mentioned that and it was like, yeah, I just seen.
Speaker B:Raw, tiring.
Speaker B:One of them did say it took place in West Virginia.
Speaker B:I ain't got time to play.
Speaker B:I don't do that.
Speaker C:Like I said, it's all fun and games to hear a banjo.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker F:That's only if they let you hit it.
Speaker B:Go ahead.
Speaker D:Naruto versus Sasuke.
Speaker C:Oh, that's a good one too.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker C:That'S a nice one.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah, I can see Akira's Kira might take the Sasuke route.
Speaker D:Yeah, I'm taking Sasuke.
Speaker C:Oh, I. I know.
Speaker C:I.
Speaker C:You.
Speaker C:You.
Speaker C:You give off Uchiha.
Speaker C:You give Uchia vibes.
Speaker D:I mean, you're not wrong.
Speaker B:That's like a good idea too.
Speaker B:Defend one movie, the other gets metaphorically banished.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker E:See, we could also throw anime in there too.
Speaker E:Anime characters as well.
Speaker C:Like.
Speaker B:One might have been North Carolina, but I know one of them.
Speaker B:One of those wrong turn movies was they literally mentioned West Virginia.
Speaker F:Yeah, definitely.
Speaker F:The first one was definitely West Virginia.
Speaker B:And that's what my.
Speaker B:When I seen that, I looked at my wife.
Speaker B:She was like, not a word.
Speaker B:And I said.
Speaker F:I mean, because the second one was.
Speaker F:Was directly a sequel to the first one, and then the third one and all the other ones was kind of stupid.
Speaker C:There's a traveling lantern on the railroad in my hometown.
Speaker C:Nope.
Speaker C:Said, speaking of North Carolina.
Speaker C:There is a traveling lantern on the railroad in my hometown.
Speaker C:She did not say it was attached to anything.
Speaker C:She said, a traveling lantern.
Speaker B:I'm good.
Speaker B:I'm good.
Speaker C:Hell no.
Speaker B:I'm good.
Speaker B:I'm good.
Speaker B:Thank you for coming.
Speaker E:God, blessing.
Speaker E:Good night.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker C:Where is my soul?
Speaker C:Nope.
Speaker B:Speaking of which, did I say that to you, lady?
Speaker B:Did I.
Speaker B:When I went to conjuring, I kept yelling out, the Winchesters would never.
Speaker B:I literally can't say I like the Winchesters would never.
Speaker B:That we watch not literally lay that away.
Speaker B:Where's the salt?
Speaker C:No, no, I don't.
Speaker C:Like I said, I don't do woods.
Speaker C:I don't do areas.
Speaker C:Call me.
Speaker C:Call me civilized if you want to.
Speaker C:That's why I don't go camping.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:So there.
Speaker B:There's definitely.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Coming into the spooky season, we got the blur trials.
Speaker B:Several blur trials.
Speaker B:So we got a lot of verses and.
Speaker B:And trials coming up.
Speaker B:A lot of dope guests is coming through.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Oh, no.
Speaker B:She said, it's the ghost of the railroad man got hit by a train.
Speaker B:It's not attack.
Speaker D:You must see it.
Speaker E:Not only just Spartan say it, but he wrote it.
Speaker C:I'm sorry.
Speaker C:That.
Speaker C:Look, if Citrus has taught you anything, keep your ass out the woods.
Speaker C:If you hear a sound, don't stand there.
Speaker B:And don't take a piss in the woods neither.
Speaker B:Gonna have to deal with it.
Speaker C:That's right.
Speaker F:Have an in house.
Speaker F:You had to go to the outhouse.
Speaker E:That.
Speaker F:That's right.
Speaker E:That's where it is.
Speaker E:Right there.
Speaker E:Zero giving.
Speaker C:I'm sorry.
Speaker E:No left.
Speaker E:Let's go.
Speaker E:No left.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker C:It's why every time my wife says, oh, we're having a family reunion Mississippi.
Speaker C:And I think I'm busy.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:No, they.
Speaker C:They live in the woods.
Speaker C:Woods.
Speaker C:I'm like, no.
Speaker C:Because if I can't get carry Mr. Blue with me, I'm not going to no woods.
Speaker F:The way that they're acting nowadays.
Speaker F:Nacho.
Speaker B:Nope.
Speaker B:He said, and you.
Speaker B:And you're clustering us all together in Miss.
Speaker B:No, I'm sorry.
Speaker C:No.
Speaker C:Not in Mississippi.
Speaker C:Not.
Speaker C:Not.
Speaker C:Not too.
Speaker C:Not to where all the hoods gather.
Speaker C:Because if the hoods gather then me and misses me and Mr. Smith and Wesson.
Speaker C:Gonna have to regulate.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Go.
Speaker B:Come on, Obi.
Speaker B:No, Come on, let's go.
Speaker C:That'd be the first time.
Speaker C:It'd be the first time you.
Speaker C:What you doing, boy?
Speaker C:Just me and my 15 friends.
Speaker B:Oh, boy.
Speaker B:This was a great one.
Speaker B:We're wrapping it up real quick.
Speaker B:Healing for Tom Holland, who got injured filming Spider Man.
Speaker B:Brand new day.
Speaker B:As we were talking about it, we realized I'm like, oh, they filming, filming.
Speaker B:Because the stunt team that they're using is Jackie Chan's stunting.
Speaker E:Oh, boy.
Speaker B:And again.
Speaker B:And the director is Daniel Dustin Creighton, who's.
Speaker B:Who did Shangchi.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:Hey.
Speaker B:Hey.
Speaker B:They going in with all.
Speaker C:I was gonna say Spider man gonna look like what?
Speaker C:What Iron Fist should look like.
Speaker D:His head must be.
Speaker D:You know what?
Speaker D:Shut up, Kira.
Speaker F:No, say, Kara.
Speaker B:He's always been doing it.
Speaker B:The majority of the majority of the stunts that Tom Holland does, he's been doing a lot of stuff because he was, you know, already training a lot of this stuff, doing gymnastics and everything else, so.
Speaker C:Deal, though.
Speaker C:When you got the Jackie Chan fights Jackie Tan stunt team, that is a.
Speaker C:Okay, we do this.
Speaker B:Oh, he's fine.
Speaker B:He's gonna be fine.
Speaker B:He's gonna be fine.
Speaker B:We do that all the time.
Speaker B:No, that's a white boy, though.
Speaker B:That's white boy.
Speaker C:No offense, Jackie.
Speaker C:You.
Speaker C:You fell off the side of a building, and you made it look easy.
Speaker C:Sir, we.
Speaker C:We need him for at least three more moves.
Speaker B:That part, man.
Speaker B:Rumble in the Bronx.
Speaker E:I still remember those.
Speaker C:Those.
Speaker B:Goodness.
Speaker B:Take a salt tablet, get back on that set.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:James Gunn has finished the script for Man Superman, man of Tomorrow.
Speaker B:That man is working.
Speaker C:And gun we drugs.
Speaker B:He is working.
Speaker B:Good Lord.
Speaker B:Let me Thursday can't get here quick enough.
Speaker F:27.
Speaker B:Look, he.
Speaker B:He finished the script, which means he has more than enough time to make revisions.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, because that's not until.
Speaker B:That's two years from now.
Speaker B: It's: Speaker B:He said that's movie Join the Drop.
Speaker B:He has time.
Speaker B:So if it's a revision, he needs to make it.
Speaker B:Only he knows what needs to be changed.
Speaker C:And Superman is available to watch on HBO Max.
Speaker C:For all those that were waiting to see it or you just want to see the bowl cut again?
Speaker B:Supergirl is next year.
Speaker D:Clayface yet.
Speaker B:They are.
Speaker B:Did they rap shooting yet?
Speaker C:Nope, still in production.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Yeah, but it.
Speaker D:That's coming out before Superman does.
Speaker C:Yes, that's gonna come out before man.
Speaker B:Of Tomorrow because Supergirl is done now.
Speaker B:Like they're done.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Whatever they doing now is just reachings because that's next year year.
Speaker B:Clay Blades is still shooting, so they'll probably be done before the end of the year.
Speaker C:And then you Got the Batman 2.
Speaker B:Up on deck after that.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Man is working, working.
Speaker C:Again.
Speaker C:As a dc, as a DC fan.
Speaker B:It does my heart well.
Speaker B:Finally, finally that man is working.
Speaker B:I mean, but he said, he told Secrets.
Speaker B:He said, hey, one thing that I did notice that Marvel is like a lot of times the scripts weren't completely finished.
Speaker C:Oh.
Speaker B:He'S.
Speaker B:But that's the thing.
Speaker B:He said it wasn't just Marvel.
Speaker B:It's a lot of people that do that.
Speaker B:He's a completist.
Speaker C:He also believes in telling a complete.
Speaker B:Story and he does so.
Speaker B:Lady Mandalore.
Speaker C:Hi, Olivia.
Speaker D:Jesus.
Speaker D:Hi.
Speaker D:Hello everybody.
Speaker D:Well, welcome to my segment.
Speaker D:No, I'm kidding.
Speaker D:I have a show that I do on Sundays at 7:00pm Eastern Standard Time.
Speaker D:We talk about black indie comics.
Speaker D:And if you know me, you know that I like my comics like I like my coffee.
Speaker D:Black, organic and independently grown.
Speaker D:Please join me this, this coming Sunday where we have special guest, the CEO of Battle.
Speaker D:Battle.
Speaker D:Battle.
Speaker D:Shy Battle.
Speaker D:Oh my sweet left Eyed Jesus.
Speaker D:Battle.
Speaker D:Battle Key.
Speaker D:Battle Key.
Speaker D:I can't say it the right freaking way.
Speaker D:Comics.
Speaker D:It's not Chi.
Speaker D:It's not Chi.
Speaker D:It's.
Speaker D:Have a lovely guest on, on Sunday.
Speaker D:And it is not that.
Speaker D:And I can't say it for whatever reason.
Speaker D:Godspeed.
Speaker D:He will be on.
Speaker D:I'll have it together by Sunday.
Speaker D:And yeah, me Navy.
Speaker D:This, this gentleman right over here, we'll be talking to him about his new comic, um, who is also a, a wonderful part of Blair Station now.
Speaker D:Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna stream on Friday.
Speaker D:I'd be tired and I hate my job.
Speaker D:So it depends on who wins out.
Speaker D:But you might see on Friday at 8:00pm Eastern Standard Time.
Speaker D:If not, then I am.
Speaker D:I'm available on Saturdays at 10am with new blurred Order.
Speaker D:I'm tired.
Speaker F:What's up?
Speaker C:But you make it look effortless.
Speaker D:I, I, yeah, sure, okay.
Speaker C:Take the compliment, Kira.
Speaker D:I am.
Speaker D:I'm tired.
Speaker D:I'm tired.
Speaker D:I take.
Speaker B:Yeah, look, I'm exhausted, but go ahead.
Speaker B:Ladies.
Speaker F:What's up, y'?
Speaker D:All?
Speaker F:This is Lane from Geek by Heart.
Speaker F:Me and my husband run keep our heart.
Speaker F:You can find us on Twitch, especially YouTube, IG tick tock and Facebook.
Speaker F:We do trailer reactions and movie reviews and also gaming.
Speaker F: head over to Geek by heart by: Speaker F:I will be live again because I'm off tomorrow to stream Breath of the Wild.
Speaker F:I'm so excited because then on Friday, probably around 7 on Geek by Heart, we will start Sound Hill F. I cannot do it on Thursday, so I'm gonna do it on Friday.
Speaker F:And I will be streaming for the entire weekend because my birthday on Monday and I got off on Monday.
Speaker F:So y' all go.
Speaker C:Hey, let's go.
Speaker B:Black Spartan.
Speaker C:Yes it is I.
Speaker C:Black Spartan Black and score Spartan 615 on all the socials.
Speaker C:Things are still going on, guys.
Speaker C:We are covering all the craziness and yes, I do mean craziness of the.
Speaker C:Of the world and politics.
Speaker C:Things that nature on how the fact got here every Wednesday at 7pm especially with the fact that now the president is now not smarter than the fifth grader.
Speaker C:Literally.
Speaker C:Figuratively.
Speaker C:Myself, Safari and Joe will be covering news.
Speaker C:President, huh?
Speaker B:We got a president.
Speaker C:We got an idiot.
Speaker C:But anyway, we got an idiot in the White House.
Speaker B:Third grader.
Speaker C:That's a. I can't.
Speaker C:I can't say what I really want to say.
Speaker C:But yeah, we got somebody.
Speaker C:But yes, myself, Safari and Joe are covering Tokyo game show that is currently going on right now.
Speaker C:So we're gonna cover that on get bit this Friday, 8:30ish.
Speaker C:I am actually scre.
Speaker C:I'm still streaming Hollow Knight Silk song.
Speaker C:Guys, I know it's live on the late side, but thank everybody that was kind of up with me and still playing Yes, I Die a lot because it is one of those games that takes a little bit of getting used to, but I love playing it.
Speaker C:So definitely follow me on Black Underscore Spartan on Twitch and Tick Tock also at the same time.
Speaker C:Guys, the rules still do apply.
Speaker C:Cosplay is not consent.
Speaker C:Please treat it like human beings.
Speaker C:Treat people like human beings.
Speaker C:It is not that effing hard.
Speaker C:Number two, wash your ass.
Speaker C:This also goes for people in the gym.
Speaker C:Perfume and cologne is not a replacement.
Speaker B:For soap and butt sweat is a mother.
Speaker C:I can't.
Speaker C:I cannot stress this enough.
Speaker C:This guy that comes into a black tank top every time I'm in the gym that smells like he just dipped in Bed, Bath and Beyond and yet forgot to do so.
Speaker C:Sir, you are going to sweat your ass off.
Speaker C:The funk will stay here when you leave.
Speaker C:That is unsanitary.
Speaker C:Please wash your ass and actually use soap.
Speaker C:The same rule that I have for myself as everybody else.
Speaker C:Be nice, be kind, talk and share your fandoms.
Speaker C:Don't be a dick and we'll all be cool, right?
Speaker B:Maybe.
Speaker E:Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, blurs of all ages, good evening, good morning, good afternoon.
Speaker E:It is I, Navy Montel, your frosted.
Speaker C:Bear to blow Blurtacorn here.
Speaker E:If you want to know what I'm doing, come check me out on Instagram, on YouTube.
Speaker E:The blurticorn combos are back.
Speaker E:7pm on Friday.
Speaker E:My guest is going to be Ms. Story Time, Ms. Ashley Page.
Speaker E:She is coming back.
Speaker E:We're going to chat with her about Namikasi but talk about her transition into her, her next level of media.
Speaker E:And we're going to just have a good old time and celebrate and continue to do this.
Speaker E:I will be reaching out to people to have them on.
Speaker E:We're going to have the same, the same people and some of the, some new people.
Speaker E:But otherwise, yes, I get to hang out with that lady over there.
Speaker E:Over there, that, that prosecutor over there.
Speaker E:Sunday nights at 7pm as we talk about all things black independent comic creating like and blah, blah.
Speaker E:And I'm looking forward to.
Speaker E:The guests are gonna have a wonderful conversation and I will be getting.
Speaker D:Huh.
Speaker D:Isaac Edwards is the guest.
Speaker D:Isaac Edwards.
Speaker E:Isaku.
Speaker E:It was okay.
Speaker C:Good.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker E:Now that we know.
Speaker D:See what happens when you play games?
Speaker D:Isaac Edwards, Stop playing with me.
Speaker E:I am just getting back into my groove.
Speaker E:I'll be starting to stream again on Sundays right after room full of blurds.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker E:I won't be doing any convention stuff until I think late November.
Speaker E:I'll be at Pax unplugged.
Speaker E:Hopefully I will not be going alone.
Speaker E:And I am looking forward to those shenanigans again.
Speaker E:And I will tell you what I was telling everybody before I actually did a video today.
Speaker E:Don't worry about keeping up with other people.
Speaker E:Your pace is your pace.
Speaker E:Your journey is your journey.
Speaker E:Stop worrying about how far ahead someone is.
Speaker E:That's not you.
Speaker E:That is not yours.
Speaker E:What's in front of you and how you walk is yours.
Speaker E:Because when you cross that finish line and you have succeeded, you know you did it yourself.
Speaker E:You didn't rely on anyone else.
Speaker E:You had your allies and you had your guardians.
Speaker E:Stop worrying about the Joneses because they already broke take care of you.
Speaker B:All right?
Speaker B:I am your man on the wall, Captain of the ship, Chris Fury.
Speaker B:We are at the Brondo the Mutilator thirst stage of America.
Speaker C:It's got, it's got.
Speaker C:We'll play.
Speaker C:It's craz.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:It's got electrolytes.
Speaker C:Oh, Lord.
Speaker B:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:Apparently we're heathens because we survived the rapture.
Speaker B:Read your Bibles, read your Bibbles.
Speaker B:You jackasses.
Speaker C:Stay tuned.
Speaker B:Tuesdays and Thursdays watch Blur.
Speaker B:I view live YouTube and Twitch.
Speaker B:Also you can catch past episodes on Always Press Record television through your Roku and Amazon Fire devices.
Speaker B:Thank you to Trey Lawson.
Speaker B:Thanks to.
Speaker B:This team did a great job for the first ever Blur court trials.
Speaker B:We will be having more plus some verses.
Speaker B:Plus we got a lot of spooky things coming up because it's spooky season and we got a lot of dope guests coming through.
Speaker B:So without further ado, remember to educate yourself and others.
Speaker B:Entertain yourself and others.
Speaker B:Most of all, encourage yourself and others.
Speaker B:I'm Chris Fury.
Speaker B:This is my amazing team part of it.
Speaker B:And remember, don't drink it just because they tell you they had electrolytes in it and whatever.
Speaker B:Take your Tylenol.
Speaker B:If you got a fever.
Speaker B:Take your Tylenol.
Speaker B:It's okay.
Speaker B:You can't.
Speaker D:You can't.
Speaker B:Everything you take in excess is bad for you.
Speaker B:So takes things in moderation.
Speaker B:It's fine.
Speaker B:Except for illegal drugs like the white stuff anyway.
Speaker B:But until then we will catch you guys later.
Speaker B:We will see you Thursday with more blurred topics and crazy entertainment news that we have.
Speaker B:And don't guess probably.
Speaker B:So until then, we will see you guys soon.
Speaker B:Take care.
Speaker B:And by the way, I am playing Hogwarts Legacy and I'm fighting Renrook.
Speaker B:I gotta figure out his pattern.
Speaker B:I'm figuring it out.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm figuring out his pattern.
Speaker B:It's the second stage of it.
Speaker B:I'm figuring out.
Speaker C:Nice.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm just like.
Speaker B:Until then we will see you guys Thursday.
Speaker B:Stay tuned.
Speaker B:Tell a friend to.
Speaker B:Tell a friend to check us out.
Speaker B:Hit that like share, share and subscribe.
Speaker B:Hit that notification bell.
Speaker B:We will see you guys soon.
Speaker B:Have fun.
Speaker B:Stay nerdy.
Speaker B:Stay blurry.
Speaker B:Stay awesome.
Speaker C:Are you okay?
Speaker C:Snake.
Speaker A:Snake.
Speaker D:Sa.
